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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Sep 06, 2011 6:46:00 pm PDT #24465 of 30001

Anymore, I usually either do full-on make-up or no make-up, but always moisturizer, sunscreen product, eye cream.

Full-on is, heh, well, oil-control lotion (yes, over forty and still teenage levels of oil), primer, foundation (powder, creme-to-powder, or liquid depending), blush (glaze or powder, depending), eye-liner, eye shadow, mascara, brow pencil. Fifty percent of the time I use lip liner. Then, either lipstick or tinted lip balm with... yes, SPF. Colors vary. Usually takes five minutes. Ah, the benefit of years of practice.

I pretty much wear make-up unless I'm doing minimal human interaction. But there was a time in my life when I would not leave my dwelling for ANYTHING without full hair and make-up. Good lord, I'm so glad I'm past that. I mean, I love wearing make-up, and I do it. I just know now that I can go out without make-up and hair, and my world will not end and no one will point and laugh. Probably.


Ginger - Sep 06, 2011 6:49:55 pm PDT #24466 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A vampire bunny for Jilli: [link]


Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2011 6:52:41 pm PDT #24467 of 30001
brillig

I haven't worn makeup in 20 years.


amych - Sep 06, 2011 6:53:55 pm PDT #24468 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The Latisse talk vaguely terrifies me. Because this is seriously the first time I have ever heard of this shit. In the couple of years since I stopped watching tv commercials, I've become some kind of hippie Rip van Winkle who a) is walking around with totally faily eyelashes and thus once again fucking up at being a girl and b) holy fuck the whole make billions on vanity drugs thing has gotten that bad?


JenP - Sep 06, 2011 6:55:06 pm PDT #24469 of 30001

And that reminds me, I want to start using concealer again on the red, little spider-veins (?) on the sides of my nose. They annoy the crap out of me. Does anyone else notice? Unlikely. But I do.


Cass - Sep 06, 2011 6:55:12 pm PDT #24470 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And neck

Oh, dear lord, my neck. I am so recommitting to my nighttime goo. For my neck. Today I got all freaked out it was showing not just my age, but ALL OF THE AGE.

waves GothCard

I just looked at it. Not brown enough for me. Heh. Our taste in lips is almost farce by this point.

Really, I just wear Pencil of the Beast and Del Rio. I need to accept that shopping for new lip colors is just not happening for me.


Atropa - Sep 06, 2011 6:55:49 pm PDT #24471 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

A vampire bunny for Jilli: [link]

Eeee! Oh, that's adorable.


DavidS - Sep 06, 2011 6:56:37 pm PDT #24472 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

is walking around with totally faily eyelashes

"Get an eye-perm, hippy!"


javachik - Sep 06, 2011 6:57:12 pm PDT #24473 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I pretty much just put a bit of powder on my screwy eyebrows along with some lipstick that Perkins, Cashmere and Amy helped me pick out in a Vegas Sephora.

I iz lazy.


Cass - Sep 06, 2011 6:57:15 pm PDT #24474 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

A vampire bunny for Jilli: [link]

Bunny!

and b) holy fuck the whole make billions on vanity drugs thing has gotten that bad?

Kinda. I mean, I was given the tube that I have but I tried it out and, vainly, I liked the results. I'd *pay* because I felt so much better not wanting to claw my eyes out but I admit I liked the lashes.