We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.

Willow ,'Potential'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2011 5:23:28 am PDT #23514 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Congrats, Kate P.!

Also to Allyson for finally getting some car-mic justice.

Finally caught up...only to fall behind when I go to Maine tomorrow. Le sigh.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 6:01:08 am PDT #23515 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Congratulations Kate P.!

Reading Natter was wonderful yesterday. Here's wishing you a great haircut, Erin!


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2011 6:12:28 am PDT #23516 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had an argument with a squirrel just yesterday. It was the first one I'd seen in forever, and it was just THERE. Staring at me. The balls.


megan walker - Sep 01, 2011 6:25:31 am PDT #23517 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The Beloit Mindset list is out: [link] Some odd choices there. John Wayne Bobbitt? Cheers? Mars/Venus?


megan walker - Sep 01, 2011 6:31:12 am PDT #23518 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Love these:

12. Amazon has never been just a river in South America.

21. They’ve always gone to school with Mohammed and Jesus.

For some reason, these made me sad:

33. Most have grown up with a faux Christmas Tree in the house at the holidays.

75. The New York Times and the Boston Globe have never been rival newspapers.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2011 6:32:12 am PDT #23519 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't even understand what this one means:

The United States has always been shedding fur.

Although maybe it explains my allergies. Fur is being shed everywhere!

...seriously, WTF does that mean?


Toddson - Sep 01, 2011 6:33:18 am PDT #23520 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The country needs a good grooming?


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2011 6:34:05 am PDT #23521 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

PC? Oh, still totally means politically correct too.

And:

They’ve always wanted to be like Shaq or Kobe: Michael Who?

Michael will live on in our hearts. Larry who? is a better question.

And I was shopping in Woolworths 10 years ago. I'm pretty sure of it. Or do I mean KMart? Now I'm confused.

They also shop in plenty of stores without websites. When you're actually shopping in meatspace, who declines to go into a store because they have no online presence? You might think it's weird, but if they have your stuff...


brenda m - Sep 01, 2011 6:46:14 am PDT #23522 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Woolworth's lasted longer in Canada than in the US.


aurelia - Sep 01, 2011 6:58:49 am PDT #23523 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The United States has always been shedding fur.

I think this is about the anti-fur campaign from PETA, et al.

Most have grown up with a faux Christmas Tree in the house at the holidays.

As one with a pine allergy, I happily embrace the faux tree.

This is the one that hits me the hardest:

Ferris Bueller and Sloane Peterson could be their parents.