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Walking I get. But power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time?

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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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amyth - Aug 30, 2011 4:30:41 pm PDT #23170 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Juliebird, WTH? That cop sounds like a total weirdo.

So if I did want to make a baby, I'd need to move somewhere like NYC where I can teach him to take a cab or subway by himself. When he's two.

Yes, I would love this in a baby. I'm working on trying to potty train my friend's one-year-old. With my mind. She's more interested in biting her dolls in the face and rubbing yogurt in her hair. I guess we're going to have to compromise.

DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 4:33:34 pm PDT #23171 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yes, I would love this in a baby.

Well, for the record, Emmett is now taking BART and Muni home from school in the East Bay.

It only took ten years of commuting across the Bay Bridge. See how easy...

Amy - Aug 30, 2011 4:34:07 pm PDT #23172 of 30001

Because books.

Toilet training! Another EXCELLENT reason to avoid parenthood, and I'm not even kidding.

Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 4:34:37 pm PDT #23173 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Holy hell, I never want to go back there!

DavidS - Aug 30, 2011 4:34:45 pm PDT #23174 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Toilet training! Another EXCELLENT reason to avoid parenthood, and I'm not even kidding.

Matilda was toilet trained by her daycare provider. So you can pay for this service.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2011 4:35:50 pm PDT #23175 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yes, one of the reasons I don't have pets is because I refuse to live with anything that doesn't know how to use and flush the toilet on its own.

Amy - Aug 30, 2011 4:36:03 pm PDT #23176 of 30001

Because books.

Daycare providers aren't around on weekends.

Sue - Aug 30, 2011 4:43:00 pm PDT #23177 of 30001

hip deep in pie

Toilet training! Another EXCELLENT reason to avoid parenthood, and I'm not even kidding.

My BFs 3 year old daughter often wants me to be the one to take her to the bathroom. I have had to drawn the line at poo. Crazy aunts don't do poo.

Juliebird - Aug 30, 2011 4:48:49 pm PDT #23178 of 30001

I am the fly who dreams of the spider

idek, amyth. I went from "OMG, I'm about to be fined heavily for not having insurance" to "should I tell him that I shotgunned once in college and it freaked me out"?

sarameg - Aug 30, 2011 5:00:29 pm PDT #23179 of 30001

I cannot tell you how relieved I am to have power. I was in such a serious bad mood about the state of affairs, I almost bailed on dinner with the neighbors (but I'm really glad I went after all, though I probably wasn't stellar company.)

My two gallons of peaches needed to be cooked up and I knew I wasn't going to get around to it, so I gave them to my neighbor who was planning on making up some stewed fruits and syrups tonight. We'll split the results of her cooking and I'll get some new fresh peaches for fall freezing.

I've always known I'd be a very good parent. I adore kids and interact with them well, even as disciplinarian. But I don't really want to be a parent. I'm good with that. I don't know how not to be single and I don't have any desire to change that.

ION, LIGHT! FROM THE GLASS BULBS! RADIO! FANS!

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