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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 08, 2011 6:54:26 am PDT #2310 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Don't let the assclowns get you down!

God, I hate this bullshitty aspect of corporate culture. I'm not fucking passionate about processing your paperwork.

Sing it. I hate seeing that "We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]". What's next "We are looking for people who achieve sexual climax when scheduling conferences"?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2011 6:59:51 am PDT #2311 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Sing it. I hate seeing that "We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]". What's next "We are looking for people who achieve sexual climax when scheduling conferences"?

HA! Where's the "like" button?? t aimlessly clicks around the site


hippocampus - Apr 08, 2011 7:03:09 am PDT #2312 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

MsBelle, it sounded like a person was asked to do a favor that he didn't want to do, but couldn't turn down. So he was nasty. And petty. And probably tripped on something later in the day.

"We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]"

::sings:: "'this job fulfilling in creative way'/ such a load of crap..."


lisah - Apr 08, 2011 7:06:51 am PDT #2313 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I'd mention that the guy was nasty to your mutual friend so they don't send anyone else his way. His nastiness was totally uncalled for and provided no benefit for you.


Fiona - Apr 08, 2011 7:06:59 am PDT #2314 of 30001

What have I forgotten?

flea, German public education is pretty good, depending roughly on which part of town you're in, and public schools are free. However I would reserve the right to put the children into an international or US school, which will be private and therefore cost money. A quick Google has turned up two, the International Schule Berlin and the John F. Kennedy School.

I have no idea as regards Berlin prices, but I would imagine for a big German city you're looking at at least EUR 1,500 per month rent approximately for a good-sized, well located appartment.

My Berlin experience is (cough) 25 years old, but I know that there is a huge English-speaking expat community, and you can get pretty far without speaking much German, if you need to. You will almost certainly find lots of institutions and people to help you settle in and find your feet. It's a fantastic city.

If you can, you could try and get them to pay for one return trip to the US per year for the whole family, though that might be pushing it. Or at least enough cash for a German Buffista F2F!

Please DO email me with any questions you may have. I'm happy to help, really.


hippocampus - Apr 08, 2011 7:19:41 am PDT #2315 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Ian McKellen, fronting the Fleshtones, at Warhol Factory c. 1987. Today just got better: [link]


DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 7:22:06 am PDT #2316 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ian McKellen, fronting the Fleshtones, at Warhol Factory c. 1987. Today just got better: [link]

I've got an MP3 of that! That was for Andy's cable access show, and that was the special Valentine's episode.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2011 7:30:52 am PDT #2317 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DH and I have been toying with the idea of relocation. The cost of living + school situation here has us both more than a little overstressed.

(Not to Germany, probably. More like moving back home to DC.)


flea - Apr 08, 2011 7:58:27 am PDT #2318 of 30001
information libertarian

Thanks so much, everybody. I'd feel so much more confident if we were talking to, say, IBM (with whom mr. flea has has a preliminary interview for a different job abroad) - I am confident they know what to do, you know? These guys are new at this, and the fact that they are asking us what we would need is sort of scary.


Consuela - Apr 08, 2011 8:21:28 am PDT #2319 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think the Buffistas would appreciate this:

[link]

Please note: I am NOT ita.