I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 11:48:54 am PDT #23049 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aims, I totally laid down that law, too! We tried on some girls Skechers with velcro. She has this year to practice on her Chuck Taylors to learn to tie her shoes.

Owen has no interest in learning to tie so he just heads straight for the velcro. I REALLY need to work on that with him. He's going into second grade.


Aims - Aug 30, 2011 11:50:20 am PDT #23050 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

RIGHT?!?! I count "Can't tie her own shoes" as my big parenting failure right now.

Also, just in case you missed it, Cash - WE HAVE SECOND GRADERS. WTH???


flea - Aug 30, 2011 11:54:35 am PDT #23051 of 30001
information libertarian

My idiot husband bought both the kids high-top converse this summer, without consulting me. Casper finally learned to tie her shoes as a result, but Dillo just turned 5! I'm lucky on the days he can get them on his feet by himself, and it makes getting out of the house in the AM a chore every day. I am all in favor of velcro or slip-ons (Vans for the win).


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2011 11:55:42 am PDT #23052 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

WE HAVE SECOND GRADERS. WTH???

I KNOW! *boggles*


DawnK - Aug 30, 2011 11:58:59 am PDT #23053 of 30001
giraffe mode

Vans for the win

My 15-year-old wears slip on Vans most days. I know that it is for the absence of laces more than the cool factor. He actually said "I totally love these shoes, you don't have to tie them!"


Allyson - Aug 30, 2011 11:59:25 am PDT #23054 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I really do want that Camaro.

My bucket list is primarily X-rated. Earning more won't help it.

Money can buy everything, ita.


Amy - Aug 30, 2011 12:04:23 pm PDT #23055 of 30001
Because books.

My bucket list is mostly travel at this point. And moving back to NYC, actually. Probably not a great idea for retirement, but I don't care. I know how to ride the subway.


Liese S. - Aug 30, 2011 12:05:04 pm PDT #23056 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I don't really tie my shoes either. I mean, I got suckered into buying shoes with laces by my awesome shoe store buddy (they're selling the stores! What am I supposed to do now?) because those vegan Earth shoes have ties. But all I do is tie them a little loose and then pretend they're slip-ons. I can't do that with my Doc boots, but they're the only shoes I'm willing to tie for.


Consuela - Aug 30, 2011 12:06:16 pm PDT #23057 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I drove down a street with some kids playing basketball yesterday, in my trusty 1998 Subaru Sport, and one of the kids called out, "Nice Lamborghini!"

::snarls::

ION, My Nemesis replied to my email with a substantive response that had no salutation, no closing, and no extraneous words of any type. I suspect she's entirely pissed off. ::shrugs::


Liese S. - Aug 30, 2011 12:09:05 pm PDT #23058 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hey, substantive response. Screw the rest. She brought this on herself.