Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 29, 2011 11:58:07 am PDT #22844 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, a woman I used to babysit for when I was a kid was in a small plane that crashed in Florida, recently. I'm thankful and she and her daughter were lucky they made it out but all of her thanks and praise went to God--not one word praising the skill and resourcefulness of her pilot.

I wish I could hire my 22 year old brother in law as a nanny--he is AWESOME with my kids!


Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 11:58:58 am PDT #22845 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Tons of articles crediting his vegan diet and chinese medicine for his recovery. None credited the surgeon who cut it out nor the doctor who blasted him with radiation for six weeks.

I knew several people who treated their cancer solely with diet, Chinese medicine, vitamins, enemas, juicing, etc., because cancer treatments are "poison." They are all dead.


Tom Scola - Aug 29, 2011 12:02:03 pm PDT #22846 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

cancer treatments are "poison."

They ARE poison. No scare quotes necessary. That is the whole point of it.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2011 12:04:38 pm PDT #22847 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You know, I don't have any particular issue with people who pray and meditate and change their diet...I think it gives people some sense of sanity to be able to control something when their bodies go haywire.

But there's something odd about forgoing medicine for "natural" remedies.

Hydrofluoric acid is natural. Have a cup! Have a gory death. You're surrounded by radiation. It's everywhere. Welcome to the fucking universe. It's totes natural!

In addition, cancer is also natural.


Amy - Aug 29, 2011 12:05:42 pm PDT #22848 of 30001
Because books.

What Tom said. But they poison the cancer!

A woman my mom works with was telling her about her brother -- he came home one day to find his wife dead, and there was a letter from her left somewhere for him to find. She'd been diagnosed with cancer a few months before, and had opted for no treatment, but also NEVER TOLD HIM. They don't have kids, either, so he's completely alone, and dealing with a hell of a lot of anger as well as grief.


Toddson - Aug 29, 2011 12:08:10 pm PDT #22849 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My mother's on coumadin (aka warfarin ... aka rat poison). Doctor's prescription. She's 86 and looks set for a while longer.

yay poison?


Allyson - Aug 29, 2011 12:08:47 pm PDT #22850 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Botox is a poison I can totally get behind.


JenP - Aug 29, 2011 12:09:42 pm PDT #22851 of 30001

Oh, my god, Amy, I can't even imagine.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2011 12:10:08 pm PDT #22852 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also, I found out today that my crow's feet are the product of genuine smiling and not fake smiling.

I do not understand this. I should be less wrinkly.

The moral of the story is that misery is beauty.


Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2011 12:11:35 pm PDT #22853 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Have we all seen the video of two Cleverbots having a conversation? If this isn't the best thing on the internet today, I don't know what is:

Oh my God, that is amazing.