I am not cool enough to have sent that email.
If you're not, then no one else has any hope. And then the band would be sitting there, all alone, with no one to talk to because no one was cool enough. That would be very sad.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Aug 27, 2011 11:29:43 am PDT #22585 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Atropa - Aug 27, 2011 11:29:46 am PDT #22586 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
OMG, Jilli, if anyone is legit, it is definitely you! Do you know who you are????
Um, no? I think part of my freak out is that Dave Vanian was one of my gothy rock star crush objects when I was younger, and I wanted to BE Patricia Morrison when she was in the Sisters Of Mercy. So, head-explody.
Atropa - Aug 27, 2011 11:32:17 am PDT #22587 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Allyson - Aug 27, 2011 11:33:29 am PDT #22588 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Car update: Dealership received the part on Friday at 2:30, but that they weren't going to be able to get to my car until "late on Monday."
Were there other cars in line before mine? Then a sales dude called to ask if I was still interested in buying a new one...
I said FUCK THIS and went and got my hair dyed.
Steph L. - Aug 27, 2011 11:33:52 am PDT #22589 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Teppy, I must thank your fine city for providing me with the nectar known as Twisted Tea. Half a bottle and I am feeling noooo pain. And you would not know this is not just tea. It tastes like just tea, but it definitely has alcohol in it. Whoooboy, does it.
We make something that awesome? I had no idea. I must check it out!
Jesse - Aug 27, 2011 11:34:03 am PDT #22590 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You are totally a star. I hear what you're saying, but you always see interviews with celebrities talking about geeking out over meeting their own idols, and this is just like that. Good times!
Jesse - Aug 27, 2011 11:34:47 am PDT #22591 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson, they actually have the part? That's amazing. But man, that dealership is a fucking mess.
Jessica - Aug 27, 2011 11:39:35 am PDT #22592 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Have survived almost one day housebound with both kids, and without resorting to extra TV! Thank god for Go Fish.
Poor Dylan really doesn't understand the concept of there being no subway or buses. He keeps suggesting places we could go (museum, BounceU) and being very confused when I tell him there's no way to get there. (Also most places have closed anyway on account of there being no transportation and therefore no customers.)
DavidS - Aug 27, 2011 11:53:40 am PDT #22593 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DAVE VANIAN. WHO IS MARRIED TO PATRICIA MORRISON.
Did you see Jon's story about meeting her? It was so funny.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 27, 2011 12:00:37 pm PDT #22594 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I failed at going to the farmer's market today, but did manage to clean my kitchen sink, do and hang up laundry, change my sheets, clean the shower curtain, do some assorted picking up, and throw out a bunch of empty soda cartons.
I think now it's time to go to the movies and eat out at the Indian place.