There! Dishes are done! Now, nobody eat!
That is EXACTLY how I feel when I do the dishes. And inevitably, 5 minutes after I finish, Tim wanders in with 2 days' worth of dirty lunch tupperware from his work bag. Narg.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 27, 2011 10:07:51 am PDT #22561 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
flea - Aug 27, 2011 10:12:37 am PDT #22562 of 30001
information libertarian
The children like Nausicaa. Though they are insatiable in their demands for glasses of water. Did I mention the cupcakes are decorated like puppies? My coworker made them: [link]
Consuela - Aug 27, 2011 10:14:15 am PDT #22563 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
So my dad's fridge has a package of cooked shrimp with a sellby date of Aug 22. It is unopened and doesn't smell.
Ditch?
Lee - Aug 27, 2011 10:14:26 am PDT #22564 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That is a REALLY GOOD plan. Do that.
Okay!
How can I not go with a Jilli approved plan? I even have some berries I need to use up to eat with them, so it will be healthy!
flea - Aug 27, 2011 10:16:21 am PDT #22565 of 30001
information libertarian
I would eat the shrimp. If I actually liked shrimp.
Jesse - Aug 27, 2011 10:19:08 am PDT #22566 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cooked and smells fine? I'd probably eat them.
Don't wallow, Perkins! Move on with brownies!
I am having a nail crisis -- have been biting again. So I thought a brighter color might help, and now I'm considering polka-dots.
Atropa - Aug 27, 2011 10:24:17 am PDT #22567 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
How can I not go with a Jilli approved plan? I even have some berries I need to use up to eat with them, so it will be healthy!
Totes healthy.
Okay, I need to get away from the internets and put the next round of bleach on the streaks in my hair. Yes, this is what I do for fun.
Atropa - Aug 27, 2011 10:25:16 am PDT #22568 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I am having a nail crisis -- have been biting again. So I thought a brighter color might help, and now I'm considering polka-dots.
Go to the drug store and get one of the bottles of Wet & Wild crackle/shatter/whatever they're calling it. Comes in all sorts of wacky colors.
Liese S. - Aug 27, 2011 10:31:15 am PDT #22569 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
And inevitably, 5 minutes after I finish, Tim wanders in with 2 days' worth of dirty lunch tupperware from his work bag.
Yeah, I walked in the media room just now and found Dave's ice cream bowl from last night. Boo. It was a nice feeling for a moment, though. I also think people should stop wearing so many damn clothes, and also maybe not sleep on the sheets. For values of people that include Dave & I and the dog. About the sheets. The dog doesn't wear any clothes.
Those puppy cupcakes adorbs.
The SO is back from electronics recycling, and I am feeling happy about it. He also went by the farmers market and got two bags of granola and an eggplant, and ordered a birdhouse and a box of canning tomatoes for next week. I'm going to wish I had that Foley masher by then. Well, actually, there's a whole tomato mill I want, but I can't afford it. But it'll give me time to get my bottles in order.
Liese S. - Aug 27, 2011 10:32:17 am PDT #22570 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, yeah, my nails are Nubar Vaso, for very similar reasons. AND I'm wearing a purple t-shirt today. I am about as coordinated and feminine as I ever get. Which is not very much.