How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 25, 2011 9:08:34 am PDT #22156 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Cup of strawblberries, cup of carrots. Should I start keeping my carrots in the counter, a la tomatoes? The fridge makes them so weird.


aurelia - Aug 25, 2011 9:12:57 am PDT #22157 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Morning smoothie was blueberry, peach, mango with orange juice and vanilla Carnation instant breakfast. This is my standard pre-coffee fare.

No multiplying for me, thanks.

Arithmetic happens pretty regularly at work, but I'm not working today, therefore not mathy.

Yesterday I had a disappointing peach. I'll be near a good fruit stand this weekend (heading back to MI) so I have hopes for good peaches.


SuziQ - Aug 25, 2011 9:13:56 am PDT #22158 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My peach was from the grocery store and it was very tasty. Looking forward to hitting the farmer's market on Sunday.


aurelia - Aug 25, 2011 9:15:17 am PDT #22159 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ION, should I buy a ticket to this even though there is a chance I'll have work in the evening? [link]


Vortex - Aug 25, 2011 9:15:34 am PDT #22160 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

This conversation inspired me to eat one of the peaches I got at the farmer's market on Sunday. It was a white peach. It was VERY juicy, there is juice on my tshirt now. It was good.


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 9:17:44 am PDT #22161 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The best peaches need to be eaten over a kitchen sink, IMHO.

That sounded dirtier than I intended. I'm having Glenn Close images now. (I always wondered how she never got stabbed in this ass by a fork or something during that scene. My personal ass-stabbing experience has perhaps heightened my sensitivity to this danger.)


Jesse - Aug 25, 2011 9:22:32 am PDT #22162 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You all know there's a product out there to help with the difficulty of eating fruit! It's juice, with fruit bits inside. So much better than hard-to-eat fruit!!

Brought to you by watching the commercials on cable rerun programming....


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 9:22:54 am PDT #22163 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So much better than hard-to-eat fruit!!

And less with the fibre.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2011 9:26:45 am PDT #22164 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But it has fruit bits! BITS.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2011 9:29:36 am PDT #22165 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Actually, this reminds me of my rage at I think it's V8, with the ads that say "people who have five servings of vegetables (or whatever) lose weight. But it's hard to eat that many! So drink our juice!" I'm pretty sure eating vegetables helps you lose weight because it fills you up, unlike the juice...