Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Aug 25, 2011 8:32:12 am PDT #22142 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I just got a bag of peaches and two pints of organic strawberries yesterday. The peaches will be washed and sliced, skin on, laid out on waxed paper or foil on a tray to freeze, then bagged. The strawberries will be capped, cored, and halved, and then frozen as well.

I don't have popsicles anymore, but a half-cup of frozen strawberries is the same cold-crunchy, with added vitamins and fiber. Half-thawed peaches with a dash of sugar and a splash of half and half is a decadent dessert. And a half-cup of each, combined with half a banana, a shot each of OJ and almond milk, with water as needed, makes an awesome smoothie-meal.

I've been shocked and dismayed at the loss of grapes in my diet. The sugar is too readily available. Everytime I try eating grapes, even along with a bit of ham or chicken, the sugar rush is unpleasant. Strawberries, cherries, peaches, apples, and citrus in season--satsumas, clementines, oranges, tangerines--are my usuals. And dried cranberries have replaced raisins in all the things that call for raisins. Apparently, grapes in all their forms are Right Out, at least right now. Even wine has no appeal right now.


Sue - Aug 25, 2011 8:32:56 am PDT #22143 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Sue, cobbler might be quicker. Don't waste yummy peaches.

It's more the state of my kitchen...


Allyson - Aug 25, 2011 8:34:31 am PDT #22144 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm really limited in the fruits I can eat without pain. The IBS has resulted in over twenty pounds of weight loss since I was diagnosed. Which, you know, I needed to lose it.

Just not by being in pain, I wish.

Also, I wish so much I could publicly thank Maria and her colleagues. If I didn't know her...I just don't know how I would have fared. There are these amazing people over there who went to the mat to help me and I really can't say anything. It's difficult. I want to send them all flowers and write their bosses and tell them they were kind.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2011 8:35:25 am PDT #22145 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've been hearing good things about this year's peaches, even from the supermarket, but I'm kind of allergic to stone fruits, so I avoid them. Also nasty fuzzy.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2011 8:35:26 am PDT #22146 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And, because I've been earwormed since Tuesday and must share, the Animaniacs quake song: [link]


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2011 8:35:49 am PDT #22147 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Do peanut M&Ms count as fruit?

I would like to see your argument for that one.


DavidS - Aug 25, 2011 8:37:01 am PDT #22148 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But afterwards, I stopped at the farmer's market and got some peaches.

Good man! I put you in second place behind flea.

Do peanut M&Ms count as fruit?

Bzzzt! Scrappy, I expect better from you. You know you cannot resist the allure of peanut M&Ms!

I want to send them all flowers and write their bosses and tell them they were kind.

Maybe a socket wrench set and a punch in the shoulder?


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 8:38:40 am PDT #22149 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can still write personal thank-you notes, Allyson.

I kept a file of student notes that never saw the light of day except when I was having shitastic days, that I pulled out to reassure myself "You don't suck."


meara - Aug 25, 2011 8:40:44 am PDT #22150 of 30001

You should definitely write thank you notes and cc their bosses! ...except if they don't fix your problem the bosses are the ones you're mad at, so...awkward.

Fruit Audit: Who's had a serving of fruit today?

I am eating breakfast a bit late, after getting up late and doing some work I walked to the coffee shop. I am having iced coffee, and then I heated up leftover quinoa with some skim milk, cinnamon, craisins, and maple syrup. Mmm.


Allyson - Aug 25, 2011 8:41:20 am PDT #22151 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You can still write personal thank-you notes, Allyson.

Good call! oof. My head is made of dumb.