I still don't quite understand why fundies sent me so many messages. To save me, maybe? I'm talking about the people who list their personal relationship with Jesus as their most important thing and the bible as their fave book.

And I would say, "you realize I'm an atheist, and think the most important thing in your whole world doesn't exist?"

And then would get an accusatory email about having a closed mind.

Hm. I need to come up with a good twitter post and hash tags. I wish I had participated in more drabbles.

I keep getting startled by people my age with 20 year old kids. Most of my friends from highschool and college either do not have kids yet or have ones younger than mac.

Man, I can't even understand why my cousins constantly solicit for prayer on FB because they're writing a paper or taking a test. Because I have no desire to start yet another intra-family slap fight, I've resisted responding with "There's this thing you may not be familiar with, it's called personal responsibility."

We Don't Do Earthquakes.

It's true. It's an old building, yes, but the Smithsonian reported cracks in interior walls. Any bigger, and who knows?

Please. No bigger.

The negs always bothered me.

negs?

new rule - no one with names including "lvr" "hawt" "spicy" "buck" "wild" or "perfect".

new rule - no one with names including "lvr" "hawt" "spicy" "buck" "wild" or "perfect".

Oh, c'mon. I could see you with a "Buck."

I have a Great Uncle named Buck, but this profiles are like "yngbuck123" - um, no.