I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Aug 23, 2011 11:31:08 am PDT #21809 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Calistas, how earthquake-proofed is your home? I don't have anything framed hanging over anywhere I sleep, but nothing is tacked to the wall. I do have a tall bookshelf near my bed, and a tall lingerie chest of drawers, but because of the angles they can't fall on me, although they can dump their contents onto me.

The sleep cave is very earthquake-safe. Tall bookshelves are bracketed to the wall and I always make sure my kitchen cabinets are firmly closed. Otherwise, no. But I am happy I no longer work in a liquefaction zone.


zuisa - Aug 23, 2011 11:35:31 am PDT #21810 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

There are five cars parked outside my house and people I've never seen before just hanging out in the street talking. It's a bit odd.


zuisa - Aug 23, 2011 11:38:52 am PDT #21811 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

And by five I now mean all the way around the corner. I am perplexed. We never had this many cars on our street when we lived across from drug dealers!


Allyson - Aug 23, 2011 11:42:51 am PDT #21812 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm going to have to accept the inevitable, aren't I?


Consuela - Aug 23, 2011 11:45:09 am PDT #21813 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm going to have to accept the inevitable, aren't I?

I dunno, some of the folks on your FB post had some good ideas. I do think that going the non-official route might get you better results.


Toddson - Aug 23, 2011 11:48:19 am PDT #21814 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In DC, Metro trains are running at 15 mph and they're checking tracks for damage.

Three people who left the office more than two hours ago are still trying to get home (although they did get on trains). yay?


Allyson - Aug 23, 2011 11:49:04 am PDT #21815 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm working both options. Neither has given me results.

Aaaand my iPod just broke.

I'm going up to the roof to take a leap, now.


Allyson - Aug 23, 2011 11:54:18 am PDT #21816 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks so much to the tweeters and linkers, by the way. So nice.


sumi - Aug 23, 2011 12:02:36 pm PDT #21817 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I think my apartment looks like I had a specific personal tornado.

I love that one of the things that the Post reported in their things to do in case of Earthquake was Stay Off the phone.

But everyone phones everyone when there has been an EVENT, right?


Toddson - Aug 23, 2011 12:06:50 pm PDT #21818 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'm the only one left in the office; it's OK for me to go home, right?