Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Apr 07, 2011 6:56:35 am PDT #2152 of 30001
information libertarian

Clearly the people who are furloughed but have nannies and the people who have to work but have kids in government daycare need a matchmaking service.


Gudanov - Apr 07, 2011 6:56:42 am PDT #2153 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

It sounds like the shutdown is coming down to banning federal funds to planned parenthood and preventing EPA regulation of greenhouse gases.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2011 7:07:01 am PDT #2154 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I worry about my cousin being furloughed. 3 kids, a new apartment and no income is bad.

Yeah- I asked Tom if his company had any temp jobs, but no, not right now...


lisah - Apr 07, 2011 7:07:48 am PDT #2155 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I can't even process that, Gudanov. It will make my head explode!

We just got an email about the shutdown. What do we do different? Nothing! Except we won't be able to get in touch with our customers which will make some things complicated (other things easier, but only temporarily).


Sue - Apr 07, 2011 7:13:48 am PDT #2156 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I'm reeling at the bread news. I refuse to believe it.

Why isn't bread baked on Wednesday?

There's nothing like coming from the hospital for a meeting only to find out that you forgot something vital for the meeting. So you fix it up quickly, and now the servers for the whole gov't are down, so you cannot print them.


amych - Apr 07, 2011 7:18:35 am PDT #2157 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tsunami warnings cancelled: [link]

Thank fuck for that, anyway.


Consuela - Apr 07, 2011 7:19:09 am PDT #2158 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Some of what they say about government efficiency is true, it turns out.

Well, yeah. But part of the reason for that (I have learned) is in order to keep us from doing anything bad or wrong. So there's a lot of protocols in place for decision-making. And a lot of controls in place for spending money: what kind of money you can use for what, and what kind of obligations the government can take on, are both tightly constrained.

It sounds like the shutdown is coming down to banning federal funds to planned parenthood and preventing EPA regulation of greenhouse gases.

Because god forbid poor women get reproductive health care, or poor people living on the coastlines get protected from sea-level rise that the US is one of the parties primarily responsible for.


Fred Pete - Apr 07, 2011 7:19:57 am PDT #2159 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Relief that Japan "only" got an earthquake instead of another tsunami on top of it.

At least one member of the House (who represents the innermost suburbs of Northern VA) says reimbursement of furloughed federal employees is not likely. Hubs was on the phone with a co-worker for close to an hour last night about the possible furlough. He still doesn't know whether or not he'll be furloughed.


Fred Pete - Apr 07, 2011 7:27:06 am PDT #2160 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

But part of the reason for that (I have learned) is in order to keep us from doing anything bad or wrong.

This. It can easily take close to forever to get anything done around here (for certain values of "anything"). I've had 15-20 reviewers on some projects. Even with a deadline, that many people can have a lot of things to say!


Vortex - Apr 07, 2011 7:35:48 am PDT #2161 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You know what really sucks about the furlough? Soliders are not considered essential, so that the people fighting overseas aren't going to get paid. Guess what, Congress? You can't just stop fighting a war because you're on furlough