She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 21, 2011 5:28:51 pm PDT #21502 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

§ ita § - Aug 21, 2011 5:31:42 pm PDT #21503 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

bon is not wrong.

What the fuck is a toiler paper cover for? I mean, I thought they were things maiden great aunts crocheted, not things Cottonelle was going to try and convince me I needed. Do they want me to pay for one?

Okay, I just saw a promo for 2 Broke Girls, and I might give it a look out this autumn, since sitcoms aren't the end of the world.


bon bon - Aug 21, 2011 5:35:27 pm PDT #21504 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I mean, there's like only ten seconds of music during the signature action sequence-- amazing!


sarameg - Aug 21, 2011 5:44:10 pm PDT #21505 of 30001

What the fuck is a toiler paper cover for?

I saw that ad. I don't understand either. Except to sell another product. Now, I'm a market, given my cats' predilection for shredding paper, but I just put them in drawers. Which store other stuff!


Atropa - Aug 21, 2011 5:51:02 pm PDT #21506 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hello, Darth Cheesecake!

Vending at Mourning Market today was so-so. No one bought any Cranky!Bloomers OR blood-spattered tea cups, wtf? But the Bags of Mystery were a huge hit, as always. And I did get a reaction of "Holy shit, you're Jillian Venters!" from a complete stranger, so that was fun.


meara - Aug 21, 2011 5:52:44 pm PDT #21507 of 30001

clean your houses in exchange for telling me I look good and don't need Botox and lip collagen.

Done. Come on up! I will also make baked goods for anyone who wants to clean.


smonster - Aug 21, 2011 5:53:58 pm PDT #21508 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I so want a pair of Cranky!bloomers. ::adds to wishlist::


SuziQ - Aug 21, 2011 6:12:20 pm PDT #21509 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I need some cranky!bloomers. I am tuckered and want to go to bed. But I still haven't heard from CJ. I can't imagine them spending the night on the mountain...today was supposed to be bringing the body down. They have been gone since 4:30 this morning. I'm proud of him, but cranky tired.


-t - Aug 21, 2011 6:16:34 pm PDT #21510 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

As grown up as CJ has gotten, and as important as this work is he's doing, boy needs to call his mama when things run long like this. Fact.

I could also use some cranky!bloomers. Not particularly right now, but in general.


Ginger - Aug 21, 2011 6:27:42 pm PDT #21511 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Allyson, you look good and don't need Botox and lip collagen. I can't imagine why you think differently. I will keep telling you that even without your cleaning my house, because it's true. Cleaning my house would be awesome, though.