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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

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Sue - Aug 20, 2011 11:08:01 am PDT #21274 of 30001

hip deep in pie

While the board was down I used Nature's Miracle on all the spots where Oz pooped on the carpet last week. While I was doing that, a cat knocked over a 1 lb sample bag of kibble I got from the pet food store and spread it over half the dining room. I don't know who did it, but nobody is getting any supper tonight!

Anyone want two used cats with food issues?

Sue - Aug 20, 2011 11:08:01 am PDT #21275 of 30001

hip deep in pie

DavidS - Aug 20, 2011 11:11:21 am PDT #21276 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The podcast ended strong where he was asking about her pets, inquiring if she talked to them.

Laura: Well, I have said to my dog, "Your mom is a sad fool, Basil."
Marc: That's your next book title. After "Hooker #1."
Laura: Yeah, that's perfect. Actually, I don't know what I'd do if I had a boyfriend right now. My dog sleeps behind my legs.
Marc: .....?!...Like...?
Laura: No, I mean behind my knees when I'm in bed. It sounded like I had four legs.
Marc: No, it sounded like your dog sleeps in your vagina.
Laura: [pause a beat] Well, it is the warmest place in the house.

It was just funny in that way that two comics can be when they're mostly talking about shit but then they start to riff and they're completely uncensored and Willing To Go There should the straight line arise.

Allyson - Aug 20, 2011 11:15:03 am PDT #21277 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ongoing saga: Chevy couldn't make me a deal and pretty much acted like what was happening wasn't happening. They have to get me that fucking part.

Typo Boy - Aug 20, 2011 11:16:23 am PDT #21278 of 30001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Because the board was down, I rebooted my modem, router and all the computers in the house. They had been up for a month, and are all running more smoothly as a result. Kind of hard on everyone else, so I'll make a point of remembering to do this weekly rather than waiting for the board to remind me.

Beverly - Aug 20, 2011 11:20:08 am PDT #21279 of 30001

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Buffistas! Never leave me again!

Um. Carry on.

Ginger - Aug 20, 2011 11:27:26 am PDT #21280 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay, board! I went away to make peach ice cream and I was afraid you wouldn't be back.

smonster - Aug 20, 2011 11:37:01 am PDT #21281 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I dealt with the board being down by napping hardcore.

Pix - Aug 20, 2011 11:37:49 am PDT #21282 of 30001

The status is NOT quo.

I kept forgetting we were down and checking in, and then once it was working I forgot it had been down.

This!

t hugs board close

DavidS - Aug 20, 2011 11:38:14 am PDT #21283 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dealt with the board being down by napping hardcore.

So the board went down and so did your brain? Do you share a server?

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