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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Allyson - Aug 19, 2011 11:18:22 am PDT #21146 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I put in a request for quote at the dealership on a camaro, just in case it all goes south.

I said, "do me a favor, go out back and take a look at my trade-in. it's 7 years old. I bought it from you. I can't drive it because the gas pedal broke and there are none available in the US. Now think really hard about how you could convince me to buy another chevy from you considering that it could possibly be totaled over a 50 dollar part in 7 years. I'll see you at 6."

He said, "wow. I understand."

I said, "I understand that you'll have the deal of the century when I get there."

Cass - Aug 19, 2011 11:45:52 am PDT #21147 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ugh, Allyson.

I think my brow lady lurks and felt that my favoring my left brow was unfair. So she made it slightly too thin. Now my right brow looks like the better brow. It's the ugly bridesmaid dress of waxing.

Daisy Jane - Aug 19, 2011 11:47:57 am PDT #21148 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Uhm, hi.

I like that I'm in a job where I can write in an official type place that one of the designers is like unto a ninja god.

I dislike that it means I'm falling behind in all kinds of communications with people I like.

So, yeah, hi y'all!

Polter-Cow - Aug 19, 2011 11:52:38 am PDT #21149 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hi, you!!

§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 11:55:09 am PDT #21150 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One of the networks in my building is called CaptainReynolds. How do I find out who this person is?

I just had an awful meeting where they rewrote the document I've been working on for a week in a format I completely fail to understand. Like, there's just no logic I can see to it, and I feel really stupid. And I look bad, too.

smonster - Aug 19, 2011 11:58:05 am PDT #21151 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hi DJ!

Allyson, your next car should be free.

-t - Aug 19, 2011 12:05:53 pm PDT #21152 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hi, Daisy! I have been thinking of you extra often since preseason football started.

Daisy Jane - Aug 19, 2011 12:09:13 pm PDT #21153 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We have just about everyone out of office today, a bunch of giant projects launching at the beginning of next month, and crackheaded stuff like v.3 requested before v.1. Those of us actually here today are behaving like we're in some sort of prison experiment.

For some reason I'm trying to get this place to hire me, and that is even turning into a bit of a farce.

On the other hand, I work with a ninja god.

Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2011 12:09:33 pm PDT #21154 of 30001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I need to work "Chanandler Bong" into casual conversation this weekend.

("That's Miss Chanandler Bong")

Daisy Jane - Aug 19, 2011 12:10:36 pm PDT #21155 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hi, Daisy! I have been thinking of you extra often since preseason football started.

Eeep! The SF game amped my excitement up well past what is tolerable for most people, so I'm only gushing to fellow Who Dats.

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