Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 19, 2011 12:56:30 am PDT #21102 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor ita. I hope you got a bed by now, at the very least.


§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 2:16:58 am PDT #21103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Perkins, go to sleep.

I haven't had an ER meltdown in quite a while. But I was in too much pain to be embarrassed. I feel so much better now. Exhausted, but better. Need to go home.


Strix - Aug 19, 2011 2:30:08 am PDT #21104 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, ita, honey, I know you're not the hairpats sort of person, but I want to give you whatever the non-hairpats and no-hugs equivalent is. Perhaps a shiny dirk, morphine drip and a new head.

Maria IS awesome. She is nice as pie to Buffistas, but from our phone convos when we were working on a project, I totally know I would want her at my back to cut a bitch...which really, is such a compliment, as I am no slouch in the cutting a bitch department.


Sue - Aug 19, 2011 2:55:21 am PDT #21105 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I'd sort of like a pony.

Would a couple of miniature horses do?

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Sue - Aug 19, 2011 2:56:43 am PDT #21106 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I wish the Buffistas could fix your head, ita.


Sue - Aug 19, 2011 2:59:21 am PDT #21107 of 30001
hip deep in pie

That wedding site is password protected for me.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2011 3:01:59 am PDT #21108 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Me too.

Oh ita, I don't even know.

Wrong manufacturer. If I was at Ford, I could probably swing a Mustang for you. Otherwise, I think I can scrounge up an original My Little Pony from my parents' attic.

(Har, I crack myself up.)

You crack me up, too!


sumi - Aug 19, 2011 4:02:59 am PDT #21109 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Vampire arrested in Galveston.

Also, I want a pony too.


Allyson - Aug 19, 2011 4:34:25 am PDT #21110 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

They sold their last pedal three weeks ago. Atlanta shows none in stock. I guess that's that, then.

My heart just sank.


§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 4:38:28 am PDT #21111 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They locked the engagement photos? Oh, god, they were so cute. They start off pretty simple, with the couple in a field having a romantic picnic, but then they get attacked by a zombie and they fight him off for a while. Then they make friends, but he turns against them, and they kill him. They tore up the nerd internet. Would have made great goodstuff.

Thanks guys. Last night's headache was one of the worst I've had in a while. But I got an amazing nurse who took an exceptional amount of time to talk and commiserate with me. The doctor on my case was also really empathetic. I was sitting in the hallway on a gurney crying my face off, and people were so sweet.

Needless to say, I only grabbed a couple hours of Zs last night, but it was pretty consecutive. No way I can make it into the office today though, since I'm prohibited from driving for a few more hours.