Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Apr 07, 2011 4:43:56 am PDT #2105 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Kinda sleeping? It's my day off. But I should spend it cleaning my apartment and grading some quizzes.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 4:45:00 am PDT #2106 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm here! Squinting at the screen, but here.

Also at work.


sarameg - Apr 07, 2011 4:45:59 am PDT #2107 of 30001

Getting dressed out of my SIL's closet... And using her stuff, so now I smell like her, which is disconcerting.

Need to call Southwest. They should know something by now.

Fair warning, probably half my typing is on the touch, so may be bad.


Lee - Apr 07, 2011 4:47:03 am PDT #2108 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm here! Not really awake, but here!


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2011 4:54:24 am PDT #2109 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm reeling at the bread news. I refuse to believe it.


Theodosia - Apr 07, 2011 5:07:04 am PDT #2110 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yesterday I wore the wrong shoes to work, in that they started getting really hurty. By the time I was done with my shift, my left big toe was all pins and needles, and now it's still a bit "off". Is there anything I can do, other than stay off it and don't wear the pinchy shoes again?


Vortex - Apr 07, 2011 5:11:17 am PDT #2111 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I woke up this morning, and my Internet was broken at home, and I get into work, and now the Buffistas are broken! Where is everybody?

Do you live in Armenia? Because this morning, a Georgian woman managed to cut off internet access to the whole country


amych - Apr 07, 2011 5:13:58 am PDT #2112 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Anyone know when the next onerous task day is?


le nubian - Apr 07, 2011 5:23:59 am PDT #2113 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

I'm late with this (yesterday was a little fucked up), but I am do not eat ice cream often (not being virtuous, I just don't think about it very much) but when I had surgery a couple of years back, I ate Haagan Daz (spP vanilla bean ice cream and I think I found a new religion. That shit is the bomb diggety. Oh, and the low fat equivalent is also awesome. HD's strawberry ice cream is also quite tasty. Their chocolate, on the other hand, does not wow me.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2011 5:25:27 am PDT #2114 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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