If I hadn't bailed before lunch, I would have discovered whether I am an owl, lion, peacock, or lamb.
Pretty sure you aren't a lamb.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Aug 17, 2011 7:42:55 pm PDT #20896 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Cass - Aug 17, 2011 7:43:19 pm PDT #20897 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nilly baby!!!!!!!!
Allyson - Aug 17, 2011 7:45:25 pm PDT #20898 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Did you know that one of the 6 things that humans need the most is Love?
Food, water, and a suitable place to take a shit were not on the list.
Allyson - Aug 17, 2011 7:46:21 pm PDT #20899 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Our recommended reading list included several books by Tony Robbins.
Allyson - Aug 17, 2011 7:47:59 pm PDT #20900 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The only way they could have made this worse for someone like me is if they had held the training at a water park.
Cass - Aug 17, 2011 7:50:12 pm PDT #20901 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Did you know that one of the 6 things that humans need the most is Love?
You read my list!
- Good Pedicure
- Wifi
- Love
- MAC Del Rio lipstick
- Coffee
- Benedryl
aurelia - Aug 17, 2011 7:53:38 pm PDT #20902 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I explained in my letter to management that I researched the trainers, and discovered that they were probably unqualified to visit JPL on a public tour.
What kind of sensitive new age fuckery were you meant to glean from this rock bondage class?
Heh. There has to be a way to market barbs like this.
So I just watched Black Swan and the thought I'm stuck on is this: Can you imagine Aleph when he's old enough, watching this and thinking, "this is how my parents met?!"
le nubian - Aug 17, 2011 8:02:21 pm PDT #20903 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The only way they could have made this worse for someone like me is if they had held the training at a water park.
I am laughing way too hard at this.
Le Nubian does NOT do water parks.
at all.
EVER.
Atropa - Aug 17, 2011 8:20:27 pm PDT #20904 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The rock is telling me to kill.
Yep, I would have gone with that. Or I would have announced that the rock had told me it needed souls. Fresh, bloody souls.
Dudes, I am pretty okay with ridiculous woo-woo sensitive new age fuckery, and I had been stuck in that class, I would have laughed in their faces.
DavidS - Aug 17, 2011 8:22:04 pm PDT #20905 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Skipping way way too much (man, I miss skimming) in order to share this: [link]
That baby has the unalloyed jolly going on. It's a pure jolly.