Albany, Ga., symphony conductor arrested wearing only a towel [link] He then has explanation fail.
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Aug 12, 2011 7:17:00 am PDT #20262 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
le nubian - Aug 12, 2011 7:25:58 am PDT #20263 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
yes, jumped by "two Black men"
(shaking my head)
DavidS - Aug 12, 2011 7:32:29 am PDT #20264 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matilda quotes this morning.
1. {Whilst playing with her stuffed animals} "My Llama bit me!"
(Note my restraint in not launching into the whole Monty Python riff.)
2. {After I took a shower and then returned to the nerd hole, which means I had to cross directly in front of her while she was watching Spongebob, and hence mesmermized}
"Daddy are you there?"
"Yep."
"I didn't see you! How did you get over there?
"Uhm, I walked right in front of you."
"Oh daddy! You're so sneaky and magical."
DavidS - Aug 12, 2011 7:36:15 am PDT #20265 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mister Scola! Buy this before your West Coast trip!
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2011 7:46:30 am PDT #20266 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"Oh daddy! You're so sneaky and magical."
Ahahahaha!
Lee - Aug 12, 2011 9:01:36 am PDT #20267 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am being Very Efficient and Getting Stuff Done today.
I wish to stop.
Jesse - Aug 12, 2011 9:08:22 am PDT #20268 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am basically sleep-walking through the work day, taking advantage of my last boss-free day! I CANNOT WAIT to go home directly after work and sit on my ass. Doing Stuff is EXHAUSTING.
Theodosia - Aug 12, 2011 9:11:58 am PDT #20269 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Why do I have a nearly-migraine-strength headache on my day off? (Other than "the gods hate me," of course.)
Amy - Aug 12, 2011 9:11:59 am PDT #20270 of 30001
Because books.
I have been Very Efficient all week. It's very strange.
SuziQ - Aug 12, 2011 9:16:52 am PDT #20271 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm working from home today (I know, shocker) and it is a hurry up and wait type of day. So I'm cooking as I wait. I have beets boiling, and I've made a batch of yogurt with cucumber, garlic, dill, and raisins. I'm in the middle of slicing more cucumber (can you tell my CSA gave me a bunch of cucumbers?) to soak in a sugar/vinegar bath.
I'm also trying to clean house cause my aunt from Germany will be visiting tomorrow. Acckkkk. K-Bug is working most of the day. CJ is at school and then going to work an event immediately after (with his ARP crew).
(I use parens way too much).