you have a former working dog? what line of work was she in?
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Aug 11, 2011 9:01:19 am PDT #20155 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2011 9:03:08 am PDT #20156 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Racing. :)
I adopted a retired Greyhound. I am never getting any other breed of dog. She's awesome.
aurelia - Aug 11, 2011 9:08:04 am PDT #20157 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Hello, Natterers! I'm back in the civilized world with the internet at my fingertips.
My pets have no tattoos and no clothes. I am about halfway done with cutting the annual summer tangles off of Gilda's back legs though.
§ ita § - Aug 11, 2011 9:10:09 am PDT #20158 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
coming from ita?!?!?!?
Hey now. Imposing that crap on any living creature is way outside and beyond my comfort level.
Steph, I was all "STAPLING??? CRAZYCAKES!!" and then I remembered the whole Shocknife thing at krav where I'd lure the unsuspecting into getting electric shocks by demonstrating on my own inner thigh while maintaining eye contact and smiling. I don't think any women ever fell for it, but just about every guy would. And then they'd look at me with such anger and betrayal, because, honestly, that shit hurt like a BITCH.
Yet? It never got old. I kept shocking myself over and over because it was so rewarding to see other people get shocked.
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2011 9:10:15 am PDT #20159 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Aug 11, 2011 9:11:08 am PDT #20160 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hey Aurelia! How were the teenagers this summer?
DavidS - Aug 11, 2011 9:13:16 am PDT #20161 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I kept shocking myself over and over because it was so rewarding to see other people get shocked.
"And ita ups the ante in the 2011 Own Your Crazy contest with Tep. Who will flinch? Or rather who won't flinch?"
Steph L. - Aug 11, 2011 9:13:45 am PDT #20162 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph, I was all "STAPLING??? CRAZYCAKES!!" and then I remembered the whole Shocknife thing at krav where I'd lure the unsuspecting into getting electric shocks by demonstrating on my own inner thigh while maintaining eye contact and smiling. I don't think any women ever fell for it, but just about every guy would. And then they'd look at me with such anger and betrayal, because, honestly, that shit hurt like a BITCH.
Yet? It never got old. I kept shocking myself over and over because it was so rewarding to see other people get shocked.
Oh, yeah! I meant to cite your Shocknife thing back at you when you said the stapling was crazy (you've mentioned the Shocknife before, because I went home and googled it, and concluded that the fucker who invented it MUST be kinky).
And the thing is? I only did the stapling once; you did the Shocknife over and over. CRAZYCAKES.
Steph L. - Aug 11, 2011 9:15:58 am PDT #20163 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"And ita ups the ante in the 2011 Own Your Crazy contest with Tep. Who will flinch? Or rather who won't flinch?"
I might have breadth of experience, but ita ! definitely has the advantage in repeat experience. (Granted, there are plenty of things I repeat, but not the damn stapler.)
DavidS - Aug 11, 2011 9:17:35 am PDT #20164 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I might have breadth of experience, but ita ! definitely has the advantage in repeat experience.
Purple wand?