Well heck. I'm showered and he still didn't call. What do I have to do? Drive to the store, buy some cigs and light up? Geeeeesh, dude. I know you have an iPhone, just pop me a note and tell me you are too busy or something. Acknowledge me!

I'd be more convinced if the results didn't read so much like a horoscope.

I think the most important thing on that page is the ominously worded contact us language. The actual summation of your personality? Less than the throbbing lights and impossible questions.

My results were fairly accurate, I thought. Also a little disturbing, though.

My results indicated that I am Sheldon Cooper. Which is just about right.

Also, I think I am a giant red Star Trek-shaped symbol.

I think the most important thing on that page is the ominously worded contact us language.

Yeah, that was creepy. "Click here for further information at a time and place of our choosing" or something like that?

I think the point of the test is to escalate feelings of paranoia and anxiety, and it's pretty good at it. That or my two cups of green tea and lingering headache and upcoming block of con calls.

was thinking that too- I think the real testing might be after you contact them. And they eat your brains.

I loved my little dodge omni, but I only paid $500 for it and drove it 3 years. Also, I love a hatchback.

I really like hatchbacks too. I would not mind picking up one of those new Ford Focus five door hatchbacks when my Civic is ready to retire and I can get one used.

Let's see:

• 72 Honda Civic (the blow-up kind)
• 79 Toyota pickup (1st new car purchase...repossessed when the DH didn't pay the note.)
• 78 Ford Mustang (very cool looking, appeared in Dreamscape)
• 59 Plymouth Belevedere (Push button transmission, tube radio and 16,000 original miles when I bought it in 1984. It did NOT have seatbelts.)
• 7? Volkswagen Rabbit that nearly killed me more than once, but also carried me from California to DC, so RIP Milly)
• 90 Honda Civic Si (Dexter, bought new, on my own. Perfect.)

I sold Dexter in 1995, as I was leaving the country and have not owned a car since.

I loved Belle, the Belevedere. You could sleep 5 in the trunk alone. In fact, when she broke down in the Nevada desert, I did spend the night in the back seat, quite comfortably.

That test was totally creepy. So of course I took it again and got very different results. I think the horoscope sounding results are intentionally universal and the point is the test itself being disturb-o-rama.

I stopped the test after a couple of questions because circles can't be angry and mere shapes on a screen can't be unsafe. I was going to click on all the non-vibrating, non-red shapes, then realized I was only playing into whatever cliche they were working with.

I may have over-thought it all.

I really like hatchbacks too.

Me too! A perfect human invention.