Texas used to be connected to Antarctica.
I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Aug 08, 2011 11:10:39 am PDT #19762 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Strix - Aug 08, 2011 11:33:06 am PDT #19763 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I wonder if renter's insurance would pay for replacing the carpet after dealing with an intruder.
God, how much do I want to know this now?!
DavidS - Aug 08, 2011 11:54:17 am PDT #19764 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Texas used to be connected to Antarctica.
So Texans are an invasive species?
Toddson - Aug 08, 2011 12:02:02 pm PDT #19765 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I can tell you that my sister's homeowner insurance paid for a crime-scene clean-up company to do the necessary work on her house. No crime, but lots of blood.
Ginger - Aug 08, 2011 12:02:39 pm PDT #19766 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
So Texans are an invasive species?
Ask the Mexicans.
Allyson - Aug 08, 2011 12:15:21 pm PDT #19767 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
And Ginger gets nothin' but net with that shot.
le nubian - Aug 08, 2011 12:20:38 pm PDT #19768 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
toddson,
a crime-scene clean-up company to do the necessary work on her house. No crime, but lots of blood.
um, can you provide more information? my mind is running wild.
Toddson - Aug 08, 2011 12:35:10 pm PDT #19769 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My mother has bad varicose veins. One day, one burst. Being the, um, sensible woman she is, she decided that taking a nice, hot shower would deal with the blood spurting from her ankle. After a bit, realizing the blood was still spurting, she got out, managed to call for help. The ambulance got there (broke down the door to get in) and hauled her off to the hospital, where she got a transfusion - six units - and patched her up. However, because she'd been staggering around the bedroom, there was blood all over. They ended up having to replace the carpeting and padding, but the crime scene clean-up company got it off the walls, etc.
Toddson - Aug 08, 2011 12:47:24 pm PDT #19770 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
By the way, this was a number of years ago. My mother recently celebrated her 86th birthday.
Not nearly as lurid as you were imagining, right?
le nubian - Aug 08, 2011 12:49:04 pm PDT #19771 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
OMG!
your poor mother. the poor house. I had no idea that varicose veins could burst.
I just saw a movie about crime scene cleaners, called "Cleaner" with Samuel L. Jackson. The movie is not very good, but now I'm picturing Samuel L. Jackson cleaning your mother's house.