Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jul 23, 2011 5:06:14 pm PDT #17829 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What's the motivation being cited for the shooting?

The NY Times [link] says he posted a 1,500-pages manifesto calling for a Christian civil war to defend Europe against the threat of Muslim domination.


Amy - Jul 23, 2011 5:06:56 pm PDT #17830 of 30001
Because books.

What's the motivation being cited for the shooting?

He's apparently right-wing to the extreme, and the kids at the camp were all the kids of the Labour Party. I guess the Prime Minister is Labour, too? He's apparently protesting immigration and the development of something that faction calls "Eurabia."


Jesse - Jul 23, 2011 5:14:11 pm PDT #17831 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus.

In other news, I just saw an ad for Rescue Me with Maura Tierney with a buzz cut (or, more likely, slightly-grown-out hair). Good for her, man.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2011 5:19:36 pm PDT #17832 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dear god, my 13-year-old son is way more famous than I am on the internets. This is because he is now the holder of the record for the largest golden shiner caught in Wisconsin. (The golden shriner is a type of minnow).

Wisconsin teen catches record minnow

Take a young angler with advanced knowledge of fish species, add an out-sized minnow and what do you have? A Wisconsin record.

Max JonasKrueger, 13, of Madison was catching a steady stream of "smallish" bluegill, yellow perch and pumpkinseed sunfish last Thursday on Fowler Lake in Waukesha County.

The biggest of the bunch was about 6 inches long.

But about noon, something larger swam near the public pier in Fowler Park. Though it technically was a minnow, Max knew the fish was extraordinary.

Max tempted it with a worm on a No. 6 hook. The fish hit and, after a few seconds of rod-quivering excitement, Max hoisted the fish on the dock.

As he suspected, the fish was a golden shiner. It stretched the tape to 9.75 inches in length and weighed 4.8 ounces on a certified scale.

Department of Natural Resources fisheries supervisor Randy Schumacher identified the fish and, as required to certify state records, opened the fish to check for lead or other foreign substances that might artificially increase its weight.

Unlike some professional cyclists and baseball players, it was clean.

The fish, all 0.3 pounds of it, was officially accepted this week as the Wisconsin hook-and-line record for the species.

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But few anglers target them with hook-and-line, much less have the knowledge and awareness to identify a shiner of record proportions.

How did Max know the fish that swam near the dock was special?

"I just really love fishing and want to learn as much as possible about fish and how to catch them," said Max, a rising eighth-grader at Sherman Middle School in Madison. "I read about all kinds of fish, so I knew it was a very big shiner."

Max was fishing last Thursday with his uncle, Roy Jonas of the Town of Oconomowoc.

How knowledgeable is Max about Wisconsin fish? He knew that the golden shiner is very similar to the European rudd, a fish that was introduced to Oconomowoc Lake in the 1920s.

Since Fowler Lake is part of the Oconomowoc chain, Max wanted to make sure his catch wasn't a rudd.

A scale count by the DNR's Schumacher confirmed it was pure golden.

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Max plans to have a replica mount made of the record shiner. It will go on his wall with about 20 other mounts of species he has caught. It helps to have an uncle (Roy Jonas) who is a taxidermist.

As you might expect, Max's favorite activity is fishing. When asked what he plans to do the rest of the summer, Max didn't hesitate: "I'll be fishing."

Although his minnow catch has placed him in the spotlight, Max said his favorite fish is the musky. He has caught and released seven muskies this summer, including a 36-incher.

Wisconsin has 1.1 million licensed anglers and probably a million more like Max under the age of 16 who don't require a license.

How many can match Max's fish identification acumen?

Let's say it for the record - Max is one in a million.


sarameg - Jul 23, 2011 5:21:09 pm PDT #17833 of 30001

Extremist asshole's nonsensical response to Europe's growing pains over becoming less homogenous.


Ginger - Jul 23, 2011 5:37:01 pm PDT #17834 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What a great kid, Tommy. If he landed a 36-inch muskie, he's a hell of a fisherman.


SailAweigh - Jul 23, 2011 5:38:41 pm PDT #17835 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

tommy, that is a wonderful article! I hope he's keeping a scrapbook for this kind of stuff.

I would comment about what has happened in Norway, except thinking about it just makes me want to cry. And then rage and scream, none of which does any good. At least I have ~ma to send outward.


§ ita § - Jul 23, 2011 6:21:43 pm PDT #17836 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In what may be a coincidence, Adele is on Ghraham Norton tonight. So I am getting to know.


DavidS - Jul 23, 2011 8:31:27 pm PDT #17837 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oofdah, long day at the ballfields. Left the house at 7:45am and got back at 9:45pm.

We won the first two games and lost the last game by one run. We had the tying run at third and Emmett at the plate and he drove the ball deep to left center but they caught the ball and that was that. Still, if we win our game tomorrow morning we should have a rematch with this team in the finals and I think we've got a good shot.

Considering he didn't play Juniors this year, and opted not to play with his JV team, Emmett has looked really good. The first tournament he was a little off until the last game, but he's gotten his groove on and he's catching well and hitting the ball hard.

He was bummed about the third game, but he hit the ball hard twice to the outfield for outs, and drove in another run with an infield hit, and made a running catching in Right Field.

We're both pooped but leaving the house again tomorrow morning at 7:45.


sarameg - Jul 24, 2011 1:32:13 am PDT #17838 of 30001

Goddamn, awake at 6 am. Completely unnecessary.