We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 6:38:42 am PDT #17420 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tiger Woods' former caddie: Sex scandal made me lose respect for him

Um, yeah.

The headline might as well be:

Taxi driver in Kuala Lumpur: Tiger Woods' sex scandal made me lose respect for him


le nubian - Jul 21, 2011 6:44:04 am PDT #17421 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ha!

It is messed up that Tiger fired his caddie of 12 years without warning.


le nubian - Jul 21, 2011 6:52:05 am PDT #17422 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2011 6:52:07 am PDT #17423 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tiger has done that before, though--he fired Fluff Cowan without any real notice, didn't he?


Jesse - Jul 21, 2011 6:53:35 am PDT #17424 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?

Oh, man -- I know it's wrong, but that made me laugh out loud.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:53:42 am PDT #17425 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Uh, that is not a sketch.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2011 6:54:46 am PDT #17426 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

HAHAHAHA

also, don't name your kids Fluff.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2011 6:55:04 am PDT #17427 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like Quizno's sandwiches, but they have the most tasteless advertising campaigns. What is their problem? How surprised can they be that they're at risk of bankruptcy?


Amy - Jul 21, 2011 6:58:27 am PDT #17428 of 30001
Because books.

I was trying not to crush on Ryan Gosling, but after seeing this clip I think I'm a lost cause.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2011 7:08:32 am PDT #17429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

folks, there is a criminal running rampant and they have a composite. Are composites supposed to look like this? Couldn't they have smoothed it out so it looked like a real face?

If I ever ran across that man, I'd be intimidated by his huge forehead.