I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2011 4:18:33 pm PDT #173 of 30001

My neighbor advocates planting bulbs, then planting bricks/rocks/flagstones over them until spring to prevent squirrel theft. She went through a LOT of new bulbs. I think once they've been there a while, they are safer from the squirrels. Stuff that's coming up now was not my doing, came with the house.


Juliebird - Mar 24, 2011 4:21:29 pm PDT #174 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

My mother planted chionodoxa and scilla in the lawn, and the squirrels dug them up and hid them elsewhere. Then forgot about them. So they came up in other random parts of the lawn. Squirrel gardeners!

I had a coworker who laid chicken wire over the bulbs. The chipmunks just dug down outside the chicken wire and tunneled over and got them anyway.


Calli - Mar 24, 2011 4:38:26 pm PDT #175 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

When I planted bulbs in '09, I planted them with a bit of used, strained cat litter. The major contaminants weren't there, but there was enough cat pee residue to keep the squirrels away. And the litter itself (World's Best Cat Litter), is made of corn, so it's essentially mulch.

I put clean soil on top of everything, so my neighbors didn't have to deal with eau d'cat pee when they walked by. The squirrels didn't touch any of the bulbs the first winter and only dug up a few last winter. I may need to retreat them this fall. Luckily I have an unending supply of predator-scented bulb planting mulch.


flea - Mar 24, 2011 4:42:33 pm PDT #176 of 30001
information libertarian

I live in a former pecan orchard and have squirrels living in my attic, and find they don't mess with crocus tommasinianus, grape hyacinth, ipheion, or most daffodils. Maybe they're just too busy taking a single bite out of each unripe tomato I grow.


Juliebird - Mar 24, 2011 4:43:56 pm PDT #177 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

First time I put down Deer Scram, I thought it smelled fabulously like pizza (it has oregano in it). The next day I kept looking for the rotting body of an animal and finally realized it was the repellent.


hippocampus - Mar 24, 2011 4:46:29 pm PDT #178 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

> just too busy taking a single bite out of each unripe tomato I grow.

ohhhhh I hate that.

I can vouch for this stuff: [link]

We have squirrel gangs that wage food fights for sport. It scares them away. Except for the tomatoes.


Juliebird - Mar 24, 2011 4:46:53 pm PDT #179 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

One year we had planted dozens of Allium Gladiator, which as an onion is supposedly yucky and critter proof. Someone kept digging them up, these tennis ball sized bulbs, gnawing on them, declaring them disgusting, and tossing them aside. We'd pop them back in. Someone would dig them up again and gnaw a little more. This went on for several days before the squirrels got the right memo out to the neighborhood.


hippocampus - Mar 24, 2011 4:47:11 pm PDT #180 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

gardening xpost!


Juliebird - Mar 24, 2011 4:48:03 pm PDT #181 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

that's two votes for the Scram! It seriously does work. Once a month. Deer, rabbits, groundhogs, squirrels. (the smell does dissipate, and I did put it down rather heavily).


hippocampus - Mar 24, 2011 4:51:06 pm PDT #182 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

also, I had a neighbor who swore by coyote pee. Which you can get on the interwebs. because you can get everything on the interwebs.

eta: this isn't a dare for an ita link. this is a bonafide gardening post.