Rupert Murdoch just got a pie in the face.
Seriously? Couldn't happen to a more deserving 80-year-old megabillionaire.
Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
'Sleeper'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Jul 19, 2011 7:12:54 am PDT #17217 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Tom Scola - Jul 19, 2011 7:16:03 am PDT #17218 of 30001
hwæt
tommyrot - Jul 19, 2011 7:19:18 am PDT #17219 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When people throw pies into faces for political reasons, why do they usually use shaving cream? Wouldn't whipped cream be better?
Tom Scola - Jul 19, 2011 7:22:14 am PDT #17220 of 30001
hwæt
It's easier to sneak a can of shaving cream into Parliament than an actual pie.
Strix - Jul 19, 2011 7:30:06 am PDT #17221 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I LOVE Adele's voice. Amazing. I keep thinking I need to Dl her album on iTunes; I have a gift card from Xmas.
Good surgery-ma to Grace! Try not to punch anyone coming out from anesthesia!
Zenkitty - Jul 19, 2011 7:34:23 am PDT #17222 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Coming out from anesthesia is the best time to punch someone; they can't effectively punch you back! Oh, wait...
Strix - Jul 19, 2011 7:43:28 am PDT #17223 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
CURSES! The chances I've missed.
"I know I really hate you, but suddenly, I need you BY MY SIDE when I wake from my surgery. Thank ever so!"
brenda m - Jul 19, 2011 7:51:05 am PDT #17224 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
they can't effectively punch you back! Oh, wait...
So what if they can? You won't care.
Kathy A - Jul 19, 2011 7:59:59 am PDT #17225 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Just donated blood at the office blood drive. Oreos are medically necessary, right?
DavidS - Jul 19, 2011 8:03:46 am PDT #17226 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm boggled that so many people haven't heard Adele because she seems so ubiquitous this year.
I must be getting lame in my old age because hitting an 80 y.o. in the face with a pie doesn't sound like fun, even if it is the so-incredibly-deserving-of-a-shit-pie Rupert Murdoch.