I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2011 4:56:20 am PDT #16630 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Steve Buscemi Dress

Hideous? Or very hideous?


Jesse - Jul 14, 2011 4:58:40 am PDT #16631 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, it's a terrible color on her, for one thing.....


Toddson - Jul 14, 2011 5:14:44 am PDT #16632 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And the "my eyes are up here" loses some validity.


Fred Pete - Jul 14, 2011 5:24:21 am PDT #16633 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

My family went to Yellowstone when I was 5. We're all still alive, almost 44 years later.


Dana - Jul 14, 2011 5:42:15 am PDT #16634 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Back at work. Still no internet.


sumi - Jul 14, 2011 5:44:57 am PDT #16635 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

My family never went to Yellowstone and both of my parents are now dead.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2011 5:50:53 am PDT #16636 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My family went to Jellystone and our picanic basket was stolen.


megan walker - Jul 14, 2011 5:52:17 am PDT #16637 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My family never went to Yellowstone and both of my parents are now dead.

OMG, so are mine! And my sister will be driving. And now I have to worry about raccoons.

I'm doomed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 14, 2011 5:52:30 am PDT #16638 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Thankfully the only bear I've seen up close and personal was on a leash and probably only weighed 15 lbs. or so.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2011 5:55:02 am PDT #16639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw a bear cub cross the road when I was driving in Ontario. I briefly wondered if it was wise to drive between a cub and its mother (I was in a crappy Ford Escort, which I feared would not protect me).

Never saw the mom, and I didn't die.