Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 04, 2011 1:07:57 pm PDT #1650 of 30001
Because books.

What Nora said.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2011 1:08:32 pm PDT #1651 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Email goes up on the left, other applications on the right. Works like a charm.

No no, that's all backwards!

(Actually the real reason email is on the right for me is that the right-side monitor is bigger. Main/left is the laptop screen, and I'd rather have, say, THIS window on the smaller screen in my open-plan office. Work email front and center makes me look busy.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 1:08:48 pm PDT #1652 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My laptop only supports one other monitor, hence it's only two for me. But fuck, I was impressed when it supported it. They drive a really high resolution, even if the laptop screen isn't that great.

Most of my coworkers don't use both screens--everyone has a laptop and a monitor.

Boy, did I cry when they took my 22 incher away. I miss that baby.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2011 1:09:11 pm PDT #1653 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have just learned from an NPR podcast that "my diamond shoes are too tight" is from a Friends episode. I did not know that.

Me too! Although I heard it over the weekend, and I may have once known it.


Dana - Apr 04, 2011 1:13:47 pm PDT #1654 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I thought I had a Friends problem too! Maybe I just forgot.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 1:13:53 pm PDT #1655 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I run email on the smaller, left monitor. If I have to open an email, I bring over to the larger, right monitor, and arrange it with the other apps (two web browsers with multiple tabs, various Office products, DOS windows, etc). Phone's on the right side of the whole shebang.

Also irritated at:

  • People who crowd the elevator. This isn't your first time at the rodeo. Chances are decent people need to get off. Step back and give them room.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2011 1:17:58 pm PDT #1656 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People who crowd the elevator. This isn't your first time at the rodeo. Chances are decent people need to get off. Step back and give them room.

This. Also people who slow walk in groups through an office building.


Vortex - Apr 04, 2011 1:18:02 pm PDT #1657 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The alternative is a long and tricky email discussion wherein I avoid bluntly asking the question "So is this the kind of CPC that actually helps people, or is it the kind that feeds women dangerous medical misinformation so they won't get abortions?"

I think that it is perfectly acceptable to say "I would prefer to give my clothes to someone who will actually use them instead of donating them. Therefore, I will move on to the next mom to be on the list". You could also add "If I wanted the clothes to be donated, I would have done so myself instead of trying to give them away." But, that last bit may be a touch aggressive.


Ginger - Apr 04, 2011 1:21:08 pm PDT #1658 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

They say two monitors can increase your productivity by 66%.

I suspect two monitors would just increase my goofing off by 66%.


le nubian - Apr 04, 2011 1:24:02 pm PDT #1659 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

But, that last bit may be a touch aggressive.

I like where your aggression is heading.