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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:37:35 pm PDT #1459 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did call, bon, but everything requires my JID and PIN.

Thanks, Nicole. Why didn't I put down that I was throwing away important papers, and maybe someone could have saved me from my own stupidity?

Let me look one more time. I'm not optimistic.


lisah - Apr 02, 2011 4:39:58 pm PDT #1460 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I always have a good time at jury duty, chance to sit around and read (quiet room, yeah!!) and watch the people parade. And I am paid my regular salary when I go so I really can't complain. The one trial I was an alternate on was really stupid and a waste of time and money.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 4:42:48 pm PDT #1461 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A few hours ago I wanted cupcakes. Like NEEDED cupcakes. To the point where I jumped in the car, went to the store to buy the stuff, came home and baked them. They are now all frosted and decorated with jelly beans (what, they were by the check out). And now I'm not interested. F*cking Prednisone.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:44:36 pm PDT #1462 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

F*cking Prednisone.

Aw. Bless.

Poor Suze. Maybe you can rest in the knowledge that the yummy cupcakes will be there when you ARE interested.


sarameg - Apr 02, 2011 4:47:10 pm PDT #1463 of 30001

lisah's last line mimics my experience. I do the quiet room too (once dismissed from the dumb movie room) but I get bored. Even with the chance to read, and still getting paid (though technically, I lose a little since parking is more than the jury stipend) it just annoys me a bit, for all that and a STUPID case. Did manage to read Assassination Vacation last time, though. I try to bring the most problematic sounding reading materials...I do that elsewhere as well. I was reading Blackhawk Down for the flight that never was. And A Problem From Hell on genocide another flight. Definitely shuts down the chatters.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:51:53 pm PDT #1464 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I have to renew my driver's license in the next two weeks, and then jury duty in the last week of the month. I never seem to actually read in these environments. I have a feeling my coloring book is going to get a work out instead.

I found one that is just pages and pages of paisleys. I'll have to order that tonight.


-t - Apr 02, 2011 4:52:33 pm PDT #1465 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I realized too late that reading Lolita on a cross-country bus trip was the wrong choice for discouraging creepy guys from talking to me. Live and learn.


DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 4:57:29 pm PDT #1466 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I realized too late that reading Lolita on a cross-country bus trip was the wrong choice for discouraging creepy guys from talking to me. Live and learn.

Yeah, stay away from Tropic of Cancer too. (Though it was a fun plot point in After Hours.)


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 5:01:42 pm PDT #1467 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I found some papers I shouldn't have thrown away, and saved them, and found others I'd carefully put aside, but nothing to do with jury duty.

Now I need to work out how to arrange my Monday morning.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2011 5:04:25 pm PDT #1468 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

-t, I'm thinking maybe this would be the best choice of reading material for warding off unwanted wierdos on public transit (between the title and the eye-catching skeleton on the cover).

Well, after a copy of The Watchtower, anyway.