It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Jun 24, 2011 11:05:34 am PDT #14155 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Wow Scola! Gotta love spin.


Amy - Jun 24, 2011 11:06:02 am PDT #14156 of 30001
Because books.

Christian Kane has one, "Mary (Can You Come Outside)," but I can see that not being on the radar.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 11:09:09 am PDT #14157 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And no "Janie's Got a Gun," either.

That's another one I'm familiar with, although it didn't come to mind. Many of the ones they list, I didn't know.


Consuela - Jun 24, 2011 11:11:11 am PDT #14158 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Following the Palin blueprint, Bachmann plans on fully leveraging the negative publicity with her base:

Yeah, that Taibbi piece was not only a hit piece, but he knew she would do that: he even acknowledged it in the article. Seems kind of dumb to be so OTT with it, when he knew how they would react.

I splurged at the farmer's market: not just tacos (carnitas, NOM), but also a thing of cherries, and some chard, and then I found a guy making really cool jewelry and I bought myself a new necklace. Woops.

I would love to screw around on the internets unfortunately I just told somebody I would prepare a report for them that my coworker didn't do, and it has to be done by tomorrow. Woops again.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 11:11:26 am PDT #14159 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mango smoothie tastes primarily of raspberries. I am sadface. I ordered it because it said Mango Madness!

Also, please, people, don't talk to me about my food choices. I don't let my mother do it. You're not my nutritionist.


Kathy A - Jun 24, 2011 11:11:27 am PDT #14160 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"Goodbye, Earl" Dixie Chicks


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 11:11:47 am PDT #14161 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Goodbye, Earl" Dixie Chicks

It's on the list.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2011 11:12:11 am PDT #14162 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And no Billie Holiday's "Ain’t Nobody’s Business If I Do"....


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 11:19:46 am PDT #14163 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, I don't know which of these I want. And, oddly, I want this, or this.


smonster - Jun 24, 2011 11:22:46 am PDT #14164 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Also missing, "The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks, and of recent vintage, "Love the Way You Lie" by Rihanna/Eminem.