Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 9:42:58 am PDT #13380 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'd probably assume that 24 business hours was "next business day" rather than "if it's on a Saturday you're contractually fucked". More importantly, though, I'd read it as "clarify this".

Yeah, your assumption was my coworker's. It took six weeks or some shit to get the contract amended and approved, and everyone let this slide, so I did, too!


flea - Jun 20, 2011 9:43:32 am PDT #13381 of 30001
information libertarian

My great-grandfather met my great-grandmother when he was 31 and she was 8. He waited until she graduated from college (in 1907) and then married her. All 4 of their daughters hated him.


Amy - Jun 20, 2011 9:51:54 am PDT #13382 of 30001
Because books.

My great-grandfather met my great-grandmother when he was 31 and she was 8. He waited until she graduated from college (in 1907) and then married her.

Wow. That's so ... Thorn Birds. Without the priest part, but still.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 9:52:30 am PDT #13383 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Note that the girl in the Vows column only graduated from high school three years ago, so I'm guessing she's still in college....


sumi - Jun 20, 2011 9:54:07 am PDT #13384 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, she just turned 21.


Consuela - Jun 20, 2011 10:04:20 am PDT #13385 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My great-grandfather met my great-grandmother when he was 31 and she was 8. He waited until she graduated from college (in 1907) and then married her.

Man, flea, you guys have the most interesting family stories.


smonster - Jun 20, 2011 10:06:32 am PDT #13386 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Like, the werewolf falls in love with the newborn vampire?

Wait, what? Really? Not enough EWWW in the freaking world.

I don't mind emoticons, really, as long as they're not overused or incorrectly used. They're helpful for establishing tone, standing in for facial expression and inflection and such. But I don't use them here, although I trust Buffistas more so than others not to abuse the emoticon.


meara - Jun 20, 2011 10:06:57 am PDT #13387 of 30001

Man, flea, you guys have the most interesting family stories.

Hah--oddly, somehow i read that anecdote as having been posted by ita, and was...also not surprised. They both have interesting family stories!


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 10:09:32 am PDT #13388 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My related story would have been the daughter who stole a man from her mother. She's had a very marked thing for men the age of her father all her life.


sumi - Jun 20, 2011 10:18:06 am PDT #13389 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

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