Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jun 16, 2011 7:37:20 am PDT #12971 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Yikes, smonster.


smonster - Jun 16, 2011 7:38:02 am PDT #12972 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dayum. Thanks. Definitely experiencing some schadenfreude right now - guy drives a Jag and I went a few rounds with him in a meeting about "tough love" for the trainees. Among other things. I swear, I almost feel like I should write a thank-you letter for the layoff. Except not.


hippocampus - Jun 16, 2011 7:48:02 am PDT #12973 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

I almost feel like I should write a thank-you letter for the layoff. Except not.

If, by 'thank-you', you mean 'anonymous letter to the editor'? It's an idea.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2011 7:57:22 am PDT #12974 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

You know, disasters do bring out the eros in some people.

Does that mean Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is going to be responsible for a spike in the birth rate next spring?


smonster - Jun 16, 2011 7:58:12 am PDT #12975 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, the Indy would eat this shit up. Especially since they did a feature on them last year.


hippocampus - Jun 16, 2011 7:59:45 am PDT #12976 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

It's an idea.

... it's not a great idea. Or one without potential backlash...


tommyrot - Jun 16, 2011 8:19:56 am PDT #12977 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

American City Names According To Twitter

Chicago is "Miami of Canada." Heh.


Tom Scola - Jun 16, 2011 8:21:27 am PDT #12978 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Naptown sounds like a nice place to visit.


smonster - Jun 16, 2011 8:24:21 am PDT #12979 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm not gonna do it. But the ranks of disgruntled former employees are pretty big at this point. Including former accountants.


Trudy Booth - Jun 16, 2011 8:42:25 am PDT #12980 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Weiner is resigning.

He should have held out and done a "I'll only step down if Boehner does" [link] (Oh please please please be true!)