Dear Geico,
All your constantly repeating caveman commercial during the Stanley Cup finals has done is make me glad we drove the neanderthals to extinction thousands of years ago.
I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 13, 2011 5:56:17 pm PDT #12639 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 13, 2011 5:58:12 pm PDT #12640 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Why does Geico persist wit the cavemen, when they have the best "mascot" ever in the gecko?
Nora Deirdre - Jun 13, 2011 5:58:17 pm PDT #12641 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I would like to note for the record that my chicken & dumplings was excellent and smonster's pillow IS FINALLY DRY.
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2011 6:04:39 pm PDT #12642 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
At least they're not the pile of cash with the creepy eyeballs.
Liese S. - Jun 13, 2011 6:22:53 pm PDT #12643 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Well, you can blame Ray Emery and Dan Carcillo for the NHL/Geico's close relationship. Never would have happened if they hadn't dressed up as cavement for Halloween!
Anyway, keraaazy game tonight, huh?
smonster - Jun 13, 2011 6:26:03 pm PDT #12644 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nora, just saw your post. Thanks for the offer, and good lord that pillow. Appreciate the perserverance. Neighbor Max told me that I have teachers, cops, and an FBI agent across the street, which I passed on to my mother. I did not tell her about his dog nearly dying from parvo. Need to doublecheck F-bomb's vaccination records.
meara - Jun 13, 2011 7:00:16 pm PDT #12645 of 30001
I think ALL straight-guys-faking-being-lesbian-bloggers should do this, and leave the real lesbians alone.
YES. That would be awesome.
Neighbor Max told me that I have teachers, cops, and an FBI agent across the street,
Go smonster and the cool neighbors!
Pix - Jun 13, 2011 7:02:03 pm PDT #12646 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
WHEE! Smonster, I'm so excited for you! One more reason for ND and I to get our butts back to NOLA as soon as we can...which may be a bit, but...still!
Connie Neil - Jun 13, 2011 7:08:40 pm PDT #12647 of 30001
brillig
Salt Lake City's NBC affiliate is refusing to air The Playboy Club.
That particular channel is owned by the LDS Church--oh, wait, they're owned by a corporation that handles the media holdings of the LDS Church, my mistake.
They haven't seen the pilot, but they object to giving any exposure to pornographic entities. All the shows about violence and drugs and sex that don't have men's magazine names in the titles are perfectly OK. The more liberal of the daily papers--we have one! It's how we can manage to have 2 major daily papers--is calling them hypocrites.
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2011 7:23:23 pm PDT #12648 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Is Plei aware that her sweet sweet Henry Kissinger is on Colbert tonight?