Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2011 6:00:48 pm PDT #12327 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Russian Photoshop Weddings

Via EnglishRussia:

It seems that some couples find their wedding moments not vivid enough. They believe that photo editing can make the memories of the wedding day even much more impressive and close the boring gaps with the help of the powerful Photoshop. It’s not recommended for people with highly sensitive nature to look at the pictures.

Damn, Russia… damn. More horrifying wedding photos after the jump....


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 6:51:52 pm PDT #12328 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

BROOONS.

I was at a bar, mostly not watching the game, but I looked at the score every so often...

You guys, I met new people! From the internet! And it was OK!


Liese S. - Jun 10, 2011 6:56:00 pm PDT #12329 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Did they axe murder you?


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 6:58:16 pm PDT #12330 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Amazingly, they did not!


Liese S. - Jun 10, 2011 6:58:48 pm PDT #12331 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Shocking! I heard that's what all the internet people are doing.


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 6:59:51 pm PDT #12332 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know, right??


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 7:00:24 pm PDT #12333 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No one even seemed to want to sell me into white slavery!

...I guess I mean sex work, huh?


shrift - Jun 10, 2011 7:15:30 pm PDT #12334 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Earlier today, a couple of my coworkers discovered that having meeting rooms that face the hotel across the street means that occasionally you'll see things that cannot be unseen.


le nubian - Jun 10, 2011 7:41:58 pm PDT #12335 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

LOL. I am dying to know more about that which is not unseen, but I am not sure if I WANT more details.


shrift - Jun 10, 2011 7:56:16 pm PDT #12336 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I gather that it involved open curtains, a man in a dress, his lady friend, and a legs up position.