I just got a hilarious email that a local burrito place is changing its name to Chipdoba, and getting rid of their smaller sizes and non-mexican-type burritos. Now I'm trying to figure out if the "clearance sale" part is true, because I would be psyched to have a half-off buffalo burrito for dinner!
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 01, 2011 6:25:01 am PDT #1210 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ginger - Apr 01, 2011 6:46:33 am PDT #1211 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Better World Books's April Fool's: [link]
Barbazon College graduate mocking experts who say that spoiled food is more of a health worry in the US than radioactive contamination from Japan.
I would happily volunteer for a contest in which she ate spoiled food and I ate the food with radioactive contamination.
lisah - Apr 01, 2011 6:57:29 am PDT #1212 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Dang lisah, are you one of those people who always looks gorgeous in photos? Because I'm begining to suspect you are.
Aw thanks! But I'm taking that as a challenge!
for example!
Jessica - Apr 01, 2011 6:59:51 am PDT #1213 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is there a legal way to watch HBO shows online? I'm willing to pay, but I'm not going to sign up for cable again just to watch Game of Thrones before the DVD/iTunes release...
Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 7:13:01 am PDT #1214 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Re: the donkey vs. draft horse, I think the donkey was swearing a blue streak and letting that horse know he'd kick his ass no matter how high he had to jump. If he'd been scared he would've run away. But donkeys ain't afraid a' nothing. And they don't need no steenkin' badges, neither.
Speaking of steenkin' badges, I have been all morning trying to convince my workplace that in fact I do need a new badge, not because I lost mine (which I did, somewhere in the house) but because they changed our employee numbers without telling anyone, just sent out new badges, and I never got the new badge, possibly because I live in a different state, and never even knew about it until I tried to submit an expense report with the old number. For all I know, my new badge has been sitting in the mail room for two years.
Jessica - Apr 01, 2011 7:15:18 am PDT #1215 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Someone on the internet is WRONG. Quick, distract me with links so I don't waste time engaging them!
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 7:18:55 am PDT #1216 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
~ma Sue.
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 7:19:47 am PDT #1217 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Erm. Movie trailer? [link] My sister is the tall skinny blonde.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2011 7:21:10 am PDT #1218 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Someone on the internet is WRONG. Quick, distract me with links so I don't waste time engaging them!
Play the color block Drench game! [link]
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 7:22:25 am PDT #1219 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ooh, Tep's link is good!