If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2011 11:10:19 am PDT #12086 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it okay if I feel not bad for women that took their computers into the showers with them and had their booby shots harvested? Stupid boobies...well, there shouldn't be a second best to consensual boobies, but these were subconsciously begging to be free.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2011 11:15:39 am PDT #12087 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I dunno. Some people just aren't technically savvy at all, so I can see people falling for this.

Or maybe I'm just sympathetic because I'm sometimes gullible in non-technical areas....


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2011 11:16:10 am PDT #12088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, I love you. What's your CC number?


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2011 11:19:52 am PDT #12089 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sorry, my gullibility doesn't extend to schemes like that.

eta: Ooh, I should have give you a fake CC #. Or my boss's....


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2011 11:26:02 am PDT #12090 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You doubt my love? I'm hurt...I also have a rare wasting disease.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2011 11:31:51 am PDT #12091 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I've never laughed when someone told me they had a wasting disease before.


Jesse - Jun 09, 2011 11:48:54 am PDT #12092 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I dunno. Some people just aren't technically savvy at all, so I can see people falling for this.

They don't have a tea kettle?? I can't imagine the wack-a-doo-ness of people whose first thought when they think "steam" is to get in the shower with their computer!


-t - Jun 09, 2011 11:53:12 am PDT #12093 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep"


Theodosia - Jun 09, 2011 12:04:45 pm PDT #12094 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I love you people. Can't really say that too often.


Vortex - Jun 09, 2011 12:11:15 pm PDT #12095 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

When I was on the plane, I got sucked into a Law & Order SVU marathon. One of the episodes was about a guy who got off on making people do things (excellently played by Robin Williams). At the time, I thought "who would be stupid enough to strip search an employee on the orders of someone who claimed to be a police officer on the phone?". But, now I wonder . . .