The Groupon offer I got this morning was for a place called Cuffs and Collars. How surprised was I to open the email and see a picture of men's dress shirts?? I blame you people.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 08, 2011 4:19:16 am PDT #11903 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2011 4:57:03 am PDT #11904 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why do I want to get boudoir pictures taken? There's a very appealing relevant Groupon today.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 5:02:24 am PDT #11905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why do I want to get boudoir pictures taken?
Because it's 87% off!
§ ita § - Jun 08, 2011 5:19:50 am PDT #11906 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I wanted the pictures before. In todays climate of photos leaking, plus I have no other to share them with, it's sort of odd. But I am jealous of people who have a good set and I don't. Often have been.
billytea - Jun 08, 2011 5:21:31 am PDT #11907 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Because it's 87% off!
That's how you can tell that they're boudoir pictures.
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2011 5:25:44 am PDT #11908 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Our Web provider has outdone themselves. They are worse than the devil.
I don't even want to deal with the rest of today.
Kathy A - Jun 08, 2011 6:04:04 am PDT #11909 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Grrr. I'm hungry. I already had my greek yogurt at 8:15, and lunch isn't for another 90 minutes, and I'm still hungry. Time to drink more water, I guess.
Consuela - Jun 08, 2011 6:18:30 am PDT #11910 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Kept the shoes and chalk bag, though
Very smart. I retired my eight-year-old harness this spring and got a new one at REI. Only $50, well worth the improvement in peace of mind. That's how Todd Skinner died, after all, rapelling in Yosemite in an old harness.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 6:22:00 am PDT #11911 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dear vendor,
If you continue to wait to send me invoices until several months after the work has been done, I will continue to assume that you do not care about getting paid.
Signed,
Seriously Beyond Caring About This
Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 6:43:14 am PDT #11912 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset