Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2011 5:48:04 pm PDT #1166 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You look great! Also, you aren't doing all the cooking, cleaning, and bill paying?? Didn't you get the Wife Handbook? I hope at least your husband is taking out the trash like a man.


Kat - Mar 31, 2011 5:48:36 pm PDT #1167 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sorry to be all fatalistic about correcting people on the internet. I've had a week of sort of bad-interactions at school.

Actually, that's not true.

We had accreditation visits early in the week. And we had a prelim report from WASC which said they think we're doing well, here are the critical areas (more music --too bad the district RIF'd almost 90% of all music teachers!, get rid of insane-o crack schedule, more time for collaborative time during the day). I was surprised by the positivity they saw.

Then I had an annoying run-in with the college counselor who is new this year, hasn't been a college counselor before etc. S, one of my AP students, doesn't qualify for a Title 1 waiver and has to pay the full $87 for the AP exams (he should be taking 3 but is aiming to take 2). He's also the only kid I have who is sort of a sure thing in passing. I have been drumming up support for him including going to the principal, using the $30 I have from recycling, asking his Academy Lead Teacher. The Lead Teacher told him to go to the counselor with a payment plan ($60 up front for the $178 tests and by May, when we have to pay for all the tests, we'll have the money cobbled together).

The counselor said NO! and he had to bring his parents tax forms in etc. Um. Kid DOES NOT qualify for a waiver. Hence he has to pay in full. the AP Gov teacher went down and paid for his tests and SHE was just pink slipped two weeks ago. I could have smacked the counselor.


Kat - Mar 31, 2011 5:50:18 pm PDT #1168 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

lisah, the long bangs look good on you. I had to have bangs recut because I have a fivehead instead of a forehead. And they still look like shit.


Kat - Mar 31, 2011 5:52:26 pm PDT #1169 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Baltimore types: There's a new charter opening next fall (Roots and Branches School: [link] which looks interesting. If they were doing full bore K-12, I'd almost be tempted to move to teach there. As it is, they are hiring K-2. A progressive school so you have to be open to that sort of thing.


Liese S. - Mar 31, 2011 5:54:56 pm PDT #1170 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Sorry to be all fatalistic about correcting people on the internet.

No, you're right. It's just irritating. I'll let it go. She doesn't intend harm.

Blargh, bad counselor. I hate that shit. As if there weren't enough barriers to success as things are.

In consolation, I offer this video of a deaf baby getting his cochlear implant turned on for the first time.


lisah - Mar 31, 2011 5:55:40 pm PDT #1171 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I think I like the long bangs too now that I'm seeing them in a picture. What to do?! Of course the bang bangs hide the forehead furrows my job is currently giving me (ai the government! What a client!)

kat, that's great about the accreditation review and nuts about the counselor!

sigh. guess I better get back to cooking/cleaning/bill paying before my husband gets home and gives me whatfor.


lisah - Mar 31, 2011 5:58:04 pm PDT #1172 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I just heard something about that charter school today. Maybe about the lottery?

If they were doing full bore K-12, I'd almost be tempted to move to teach there.

That would be so great!!! There's a Mennonite school opening across from Atomic. Maybe check that out?


Kat - Mar 31, 2011 5:59:47 pm PDT #1173 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I feel especially put upon by the counselor's response because I have been working for two weeks to come up with a solution and that was it. Agreed upon by the lead teacher, who was going to use academy funds to pay for his tests.

So the teacher who's been laid off is essentially the one who wrote a check. BLARGH.

LOVE the baby. So damned cute.


shrift - Mar 31, 2011 6:04:31 pm PDT #1174 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just zipped up a pair of pants a size smaller than what I've been wearing! That better not be an early April Fool's joke from my body, because if I can't fit into them tomorrow I am going to cut someone.


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2011 6:24:50 pm PDT #1175 of 30001
brillig

For an actually amusing April Fool's thing, one of the small towns that make up metropolitan Salt Lake City "declared war" on its neighbor so that they can seize the new steakhouse and take it home. The mayor of the town really likes that steakhouse, but the neighboring town has better traffic patterns. Kind of like Chelsea declaring war on Soho, or something.

He's ordered out the local high school, ID'd as Spartans, to prepare to invade from the north, while the middle school, the Wolverines, is to mount a defense at the river, just in case. Two other towns are willing to provide their high schools in return for a couple of other restaurants.

Edit: the target town has said "Bring it" and called out their local team, the Tigers.