Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jun 03, 2011 8:30:37 am PDT #11119 of 30001
Because books.

I thought the mug cake was Nutella.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2011 8:32:28 am PDT #11120 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How can you not want a Nutella cake? What's wrong with you, you freak?

OMG, I can't believe I want another Cardio Cooler smoothie. My cravings are getting out of control. I just had one yesterday.


Jesse - Jun 03, 2011 8:32:32 am PDT #11121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It looks like the original is chocolate (cocoa + chips), but I did google up some vanilla recipes.


Jesse - Jun 03, 2011 8:33:10 am PDT #11122 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't need to start buying Nutella! Or having it in my house. And I heart yellow cake.


Amy - Jun 03, 2011 8:34:00 am PDT #11123 of 30001
Because books.

I found a recipe online today for a sugar cookie cake (not made of, just tastes like). I'm in love.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2011 8:35:49 am PDT #11124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I bought Nutella for the mug cake and now I eat it every day. It's crack. It has increased my consumption of whole wheat bread, so there's that, but crack. Nutella on whole wheat bread with a cup of Jasmine dragon pearl tea is amazing.

Man, my head hurts.


Polter-Cow - Jun 03, 2011 8:36:32 am PDT #11125 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So my neighbors have an adorable five-year-old daughter named Eva, and the other day we got into an argument!

Because, you see, she's a princess, and her mom's a princess, and her dad's cool, and her brother's cool.

I said that princesses can be cool too.

No! Princesses are princesses! Princesses are not cool! Daddy's cool!

Since when did "coolness" become male?


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 8:45:23 am PDT #11126 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Since when did "coolness" become male?

Dawn of time, my male friend. Dawn of time.


Burrell - Jun 03, 2011 8:48:36 am PDT #11127 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've never heard my kids ascribe a gender to "cool" PC, but perhaps she was ascribing a lack of coolness to princesses? Dunno. I'm pretty sure Alibelle would disagree with her on that one.


Jesse - Jun 03, 2011 8:50:05 am PDT #11128 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No offense, but that little girl is bullshit. Princesses are totally cool.

I bought Nutella for the mug cake and now I eat it every day. It's crack.

See?!? That is what I do not need.