Holy crap -- OK, now it's continuous thunder and lightning out, and I'm glad I'm inside.
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Like what stuff?
Uh, complimenting me is right out. The best you can do is be interested, but not, like, creeper interested. No great memory for things I did in the past. Don't remember the last time you saw me...I don't remember you from before. You're weirding me out.
Just keep animated, engaged, mostly non-committal and away from hot-button topics, and especially don't ask about my family. Because I will tell you, and then you will have to react.
Let's argue about movies instead.
Uh, complimenting me is right out.
Huh. I almost never compliment a woman on her looks. I'm not really sure why, but something about it seems wrong. Maybe it's because you're born with your looks and can't do a whole lot about them.
OTOH, I often compliment women on their smarts. Or if a woman wore something sexy to please me, I'll tell her how great it looks on her.
I dunno. I think my brain is just wired weird.
I can haz job. Details later.
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