'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 30, 2011 3:22:38 pm PDT #10380 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I've heard vodka and water would work as well.

I think this is for you to DRINK while cleaning out your gear.


tommyrot - May 30, 2011 3:26:12 pm PDT #10381 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think this is for you to DRINK while cleaning out your gear.

Yeah. Every time the smell gets to you, you take a shot. Soon the smell won't bug you.

ION, am shopping for a new car. Haven't bought a new car in 11 years. Am leaning towards a Ford Fiesta. (Since my parents' health is declining, I imagine I'll be driving to Clintonville a lot more often.)


Matt the Bruins fan - May 30, 2011 3:40:13 pm PDT #10382 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I think in a protest standoff between the WBC and the KKK, I would be the guy off behind one group or another who sneakily flings a rock and yells "GET 'EM!" afterwards.


bon bon - May 30, 2011 4:16:22 pm PDT #10383 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Anyone else have any tricks I might try?

freezer


JZ - May 30, 2011 4:29:18 pm PDT #10384 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

MSCL marathon just ended, with "The Zit," so I had to change my tagline. It occurs to me that the full quote is, like, the mission statement of the F2F proms:

Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get really dressed up once in a while and admit the truth, that when you look really closely, people are so strange and so complicated that they're actually beautiful. Possibly even me.


Jesse - May 30, 2011 4:51:38 pm PDT #10385 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My hot-ass apartment is so annoying. It's 68 out now, but since the only window in my bedroom has the a/c in it, I just turned it on. It's not even June!


meara - May 30, 2011 4:54:41 pm PDT #10386 of 30001

Hah. It's 60 here, and the low this morning was in the 40s.


Jesse - May 30, 2011 4:55:52 pm PDT #10387 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's literally 89 degrees in my living room right now. 4th floor, brick, etc. Bleh.


sarameg - May 30, 2011 5:12:23 pm PDT #10388 of 30001

It's probably 78 downstairs, humidity not too bad. Cooler upstairs with the AC. It's in the upper 80s with 65% humidity outside. BLEH.


Jesse - May 30, 2011 5:13:38 pm PDT #10389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(I will try not to bitch about it all summer, but rest assured, if I am posting from home, I am sweating. If posting from work, freezing. Just FYI.)