Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - May 30, 2011 10:59:27 am PDT #10343 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I haven't been able to find black jeans that I like since everything became stretch. None of them actually look black.


§ ita § - May 30, 2011 11:02:29 am PDT #10344 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're not straight leg, because the straight leg jeans I have make me look lumpy and horrible, instead of nicely androgynous, like I was hoping. I think they fall under the definition of boot cut, and the waist isn't particularly low, but they're not mom jeans either.

I have three pairs of exactly the same style, in two sizes, just in case. But they don't come in black.


Jesse - May 30, 2011 11:04:18 am PDT #10345 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Tea-talking people: Feminist Hulk is with you: [link]

Jeans are just hard, I think.


meara - May 30, 2011 11:11:18 am PDT #10346 of 30001

What's the style/brand of the ones you like, or a link, so we can see?


Amy - May 30, 2011 11:14:07 am PDT #10347 of 30001
Because books.

My perfect jeans are a Banana Republic boot cut I found at the outlet. I need to get more, but it was two years ago, so I don't even know if they still make the exact style.

I don't like black jeans anymore. The undyed ones fade to gray too quickly, and the deep dyed ones show every. single. cat. hair. and always feel funny.


§ ita § - May 30, 2011 11:24:21 am PDT #10348 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think these are they? Which makes them relaxed fit, boot cut, high rise jeans. Which they still don't carry in black. But finally it seems they carry it undistressed, which is something.


meara - May 30, 2011 11:26:51 am PDT #10349 of 30001

ita, if you go to the "denim fit finder" and then "shop by wash", those come up in black first--they're on sale--but limited sizes (OK, only 00 long, but that means they exist somewhere, possibly in the store or on ebay)


meara - May 30, 2011 11:30:22 am PDT #10350 of 30001

Possibly you might like these?

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 30, 2011 11:55:15 am PDT #10351 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

New neighbor moving in across the hall. Apparently only stops talking in order to draw breath for more talking. No sign of inevitable small yappy dog yet.


Typo Boy - May 30, 2011 11:58:22 am PDT #10352 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Easy passing ~ma for MFNLaw uncle.