I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 27, 2011 6:10:38 pm PDT #10015 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently I need a $20 black dress. But earlier today you were dressed like hobos. I don't know what to think.


Steph L. - May 27, 2011 6:21:07 pm PDT #10016 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

country hipsters

This is my nightmare.


msbelle - May 27, 2011 6:31:46 pm PDT #10017 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

people! My old ibook cannot get Flash 10! This means no more bejeweled on FB and I might die. srsly. I need a replacement.


§ ita § - May 27, 2011 6:41:37 pm PDT #10018 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I introduced my boss to the word canonical today. I felt awkward, because I knew what it meant, obviously, and he had no idea. But we needed to establish a canonical domain for search engine optimisation purposes, and he was all caught up in the word. And looking it up got him more confused.

Canon canon canon canonicity. No, the word will never lose meaning.


Steph L. - May 27, 2011 7:12:12 pm PDT #10019 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

msbelle, a big part of why I bought a new laptop was to be able to stream TV shows, since we don't have cable OR a DVR. No DVR means that when we miss shows (well, we only watch 2, but you'd be surprised how many things coincide with them), we have to watch them online. My 6-year-old iBook was just too slow to handle streaming video without freezing every 45 seconds or so.


Connie Neil - May 27, 2011 7:15:43 pm PDT #10020 of 30001
brillig

All right, billytea, you may be telling us you like echidnas because they're cute or what have you, but I have discovered your hidden reason.

[link]

Their penises (peni?) have four heads.


beth b - May 27, 2011 7:37:50 pm PDT #10021 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I had to look at them all

zombie like sperm bomb


Burrell - May 27, 2011 7:48:25 pm PDT #10022 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That is brilliant, Connie.

I can't believe the argonaut has a detachable penis!


smonster - May 27, 2011 7:48:39 pm PDT #10023 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This is my nightmare.

Man, I thought it was going to be a last show for me with a favorite local band in a cool new venue. I had the most bizarre freakout ever. Even though I saw four good friends, and the opening band didn't suck, I just *had to go*. They weren't people you'd look at and think, "hey, they're cool." But there was this self-satisfaction emanating off of them that I just couldn't take. I guess they're excited to have a super sweet music venue? Idk. I haven't fully parsed my visceral aversion yet. So yeah, pizza and White Collar instead.


Zenkitty - May 27, 2011 7:48:48 pm PDT #10024 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Detachable swimming penis!