It's important to remember that before Electric Boogaloo the go-to sequel for all joke making was "The Bride of..."

What a coincydink - I was just reading this:

Rarest movie poster in the world on sale, features Frankenstein demanding sex

What's the rarest movie poster in the world? This 1935 poster for Bride of Frankenstein, which boasts a chained, philandering Boris Karloff. Only one copy is known to exist, and you can own it for a mere $700K.

Not mocking shit, real shit.

I now have this image of Steph's dinner companions handing over actual shit (probably dog). Possibly in a quiltbag.

The purple in my socks goes with the purple in my shoes and the purple of my shirt. Sadly, my nails are a little more blue-based. Throws it all off.

ION, World's Longest Cat Is World's Longest Cat

"Longcat is long," goes one of the internet's oldest memes. But this cat is longer.

There's cat is officially the longest in the world. He's named Stewie, he's from Reno, Nevada and he's a big fluffy four-foot-and-a-half-inch-long Maine Coon.

I now have this image of Steph's dinner companions handing over actual shit (probably dog). Possibly in a quiltbag.

Ewwww.

...Vera Bradley?

I am wearing purple sweater, with navy blue slacks and a purple jacket with muted blue and red stripes.

Not mocking shit, real shit.

I now have this image of Steph's dinner companions handing over actual shit (probably dog). Possibly in a quiltbag.

Man, that's definitely going to put me off my dinner.

It's important to remember that before Electric Boogaloo the go-to sequel for all joke making was "The Bride of..."

But then came "The Quickening."

The Quickening goes rather well with Electric Boogaloo, though.

But then came "The Quickening."

We must never even acknowledge its existence.

Chick in the washroom was wearing a purple top. I was tempted to walk up behind her and mutter "QUILTBAG" and see if her eyes flashed black.