A lot of us have toys at our desks. I have office monkeys, 2 foam darts a The Maxx action figure, a Dante action figure and some Lego Rockband figures.
The guy who sits in front of me has all kinds of stuff. Kids gravitate to his desk.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Oct 19, 2010 1:00:03 pm PDT #606 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2010 1:01:12 pm PDT #607 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My mother had my best friend and me in for "shadow your parent at work day." She scared the beejesus out of us by paralyzing a rat and then...OMG, we were, like, 8. I was already scared of her, but that's when I decided she might kill me if I failed to live up to her expectations. A fear that persisted long enough, at least subconsciously, that I needed someone to tell me I didn't have to do a Master's, and then they had to hold my hand while I made that phone call home.
She's the good cop.
I would wear the hell out of this swimsuit. And I'm not even really a Star Wars fan.
Daisy Jane - Oct 19, 2010 1:02:29 pm PDT #608 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It is cute!
Also cute, there's a brand new baby boy Brees! Still waiting on his name.
erikaj - Oct 19, 2010 1:25:06 pm PDT #609 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Que viva, Univision! I came to work off and on with my mom...Mom has a pretty solid Look of Death so I don't recall much screwing around in public.
brenda m - Oct 19, 2010 1:25:55 pm PDT #610 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I went to the store today and got up to the counter and realized I forgot my debit card. They rang it up and had me write my phone number on the receipt and sent me on my way. Nice to be known.
Liese S. - Oct 19, 2010 1:40:34 pm PDT #611 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
OMG hour 5 of 6 layover. Die clock die.
SuziQ - Oct 19, 2010 1:43:19 pm PDT #612 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I wish there was a filter for "Facebooking under the influence". A baseball friend of mine just went nuts on Kelly's page. And knowing her, I won't be surprised if she were, ummmmm, enhanced.
DavidS - Oct 19, 2010 1:43:52 pm PDT #613 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Fuck yeah! Giants are closing in.
It's all over the city too. I went out to the grocery and the bar is spilling over with people, and I can hear it on the radio for the guys installing windows.
Typo Boy - Oct 19, 2010 1:44:50 pm PDT #614 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I wish there was a filter for "Facebooking under the influence".
If there were one, are you sure your friend would use it?
SuziQ - Oct 19, 2010 1:45:32 pm PDT #615 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The idea would be for Kelly to use it. I think I defused the rant. I hope.