msbelle, maybe we can have a butthead kid exchange. Liv has yelled at me, gave her cabbage patch a buzz cut and flat out refused to do a few small things I've asked--such as buckling her seat belt and putting on shoes so we could go pick up Owen at school.

Then she had the nerve to demand candy before dinner.

Hahahahahahahaha.

I can't wait to go to derby practice tonight.

I can't wait to go to derby practice tonight.

Why there are so many moms in derby!

Why there are so many moms in derby!

I know!

Now I have to figure out what to feed them before I leave.

cereal

lisah, did you see these? I am going to order some custom guards with my derby name and number on them.

I retrieved the candy from mac's from put half of it in the boxes where candy lives in our house and took the rest out of the house. He is playing with the neighbor boy and the mean older girls and it will not end well. I went out to get Halloween decorations and there was already nastiness. Then he gave me his DS and I checked the game and it is not his. &^&^*&% it's away now. time to work on another plan.

In other, good derby news, I was nominated for Derby Girl of the month for our league and will be featured in our newsletter.

Yay Tom

Yay Cash!

Not On Mac.

Mind you, this assumes it's not the kind of Bar Mitzvah that gets Justin Bieber to do an appearance....

ita, keep an eye out for Jim Beaver! I think he's there, too.

This juxtaposition made me think that someone had a Bar Mitzvah with an appearance by Jim Beaver! Which would be funny and fun!

Someone tell Jim to come find me at gate 81. I promise to be rewardingly amusing.

Apparently I have to reward now. What's up with that?

Did you stalk Tom Hardy while in Van, ita? Apparently he's shooting there.

[redacted] In short, ugh.