I think companies would be more productive if 6% of all management were Daleks and 8% were Cylons.And perhaps 7% Cybermen, to enhance workflow and productivity?
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Oct 18, 2010 8:10:20 am PDT #313 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2010 8:12:13 am PDT #314 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Perhaps 7% Cybermen, to enhance workflow and productivity?
Good point!
And perhaps companies should hire the occasional Borg consultant....
Connie Neil - Oct 18, 2010 8:13:24 am PDT #315 of 30001
brillig
It's kind of sad, if you don't want to be promoted to a job where you can't be as effective as where you're at, you're not considered to be serious about your career or you're just lazy. But if they left a kickass manager at a mid-level, they'd get all sorts of great effort.
Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2010 8:15:13 am PDT #316 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT.
WHAT IS THAT?
YOU ARE BETTER AT BEING FIRED.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2010 8:15:30 am PDT #317 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
brenda m - Oct 18, 2010 8:26:32 am PDT #318 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
In other management topics -
I had long career planning convos with my reports last week. This a.m., I came in to find a $10 coffee card and a "thank you for being my boss!" card from one of them.
Tomorrow I get to tell them they will not be reporting to me any longer.
AWKWARD.
Jesse - Oct 18, 2010 8:29:20 am PDT #319 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So it's a parting gift? But still, yeah.
lisah - Oct 18, 2010 8:31:43 am PDT #320 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
People get promoted because they are good at their jobs, until they are in jobs they are not good at.
Having been promoted into a managerial role recently, I hope that's not what happened to me! (I think I'm doing okay at it...so far)
brenda m - Oct 18, 2010 8:33:00 am PDT #321 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, it wasn't.
Honestly, the word should have gone out a while ago about some restructuring we're doing. But they didn't get it resolved enough that it could be announced until after things like the career planning had gone on. Stupid.
ION, please do not send me IMs where the full text is "hey". Tell me what you want to know!
Theodosia - Oct 18, 2010 8:34:13 am PDT #322 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
brenda, perhaps a reciprocal gift card to a different coffee chain might be appropriate? (so, you know, it's clear you're not just recycling....)