Fuck you for tricking me on purpose, England!
Arkansas. Let's not get out of hand with apportioning national blame here. You even have a fucking Kansas.
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2011 10:48:47 am PDT #29866 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Mar 23, 2011 10:50:06 am PDT #29867 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I can't believe I thought it conjugated "you misle, he misles." I mean, I never noticed that I'd just never seen it in present tense.
You and me both.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2011 10:54:02 am PDT #29868 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Arkansas
Man, that is so true. It's like they were tired the day they named it and just didn't want to come up with an original name. PLUS the pronunciation is like a hazing prank.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 23, 2011 10:55:31 am PDT #29869 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Arkansas. Let's not get out of hand with apportioning national blame here. You even have a fucking Kansas.
Hey, blame the Indians; we kept their pronunciations along with their land!
quester - Mar 23, 2011 10:55:32 am PDT #29870 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Oh, Lieutenant: Americans pronounce it loo-TEN-ent. Why, how do the British pronounce it Lef-ten-ent? Where does the "F" come from?
erikaj - Mar 23, 2011 10:55:50 am PDT #29871 of 30001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Place names are different. "Mogollon" took a long time. And it *still* feels weird to say "Cassa Grand", but if you live there, it's not fucking Casa Grande. Even though they're *wrong*. But that is totally a "mock the afflicted" thing anyway. But you can always spot the newbie news and weather people by it. For some reason, I HATE when people try to take the second "r" off "Rural Road" though I haven't lived there for twelve years and it's not even rural anymore, anyway. I'm such an annoying pedant.
Consuela - Mar 23, 2011 10:55:58 am PDT #29872 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
"Gloucester" is Gloster? Fuck you for tricking me on purpose, England! "Worcestshire" is Wurstersheer? WTF?
Oh, please, it's actually GLOS-tah. And Peabody is PEE-b'dy.
And Amherst is AM-erst. No H.
The advantages of a New England upbringing!
Scrappy - Mar 23, 2011 10:56:19 am PDT #29873 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
In 7th grade, I pronounced "imagery" as though it rhymed with menagerie. Luckily, my teacher was so glad I was using the word that she managed to alleviate my embarrassment.
Consuela - Mar 23, 2011 10:56:52 am PDT #29874 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Where does the "F" come from?
quester, I have always wondered that!
sumi - Mar 23, 2011 10:57:44 am PDT #29875 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
From wikipedia:
Pronunciation of lieutenant is generally split between the forms lef-tenant (/lɛfˈtɛnənt/) and loo-tenant (/ljuːˈtɛnənt/ or /luːˈtɛnənt/ ( listen)), with the former generally associated with the United Kingdom, Ireland and Commonwealth countries, and the latter generally associated with the United States.[1] The earlier history of the pronunciation is unclear; Middle English spellings suggest that the /l(j)uː-/ and /lɛf-/ pronunciations existed even then.[2] The rare Old French variant spelling luef for Modern French lieu ('place') supports the suggestion that a final [w] of the Old French word was in certain environments perceived as an [f].[2]
In Royal Naval tradition — and other English-speaking navies outside the United States — the intermediate pronunciation /ləˈtɛnənt/ was preserved. This is not recognized as current by the OED, however, and by 1954 the Royal Canadian Navy, at least, regarded it as "obsolescent" even while regarding "the army's 'LEF-tenant'" to be "a corruption of the worst sort".[3]