I seriously have dreamt of those avocados. So goddamn good.
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Mar 22, 2011 6:50:41 pm PDT #29706 of 30001
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 6:53:21 pm PDT #29707 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You just say that because you've never had the buttery goodness of a fresh-from-the-tree Jamaican pear.
Trudy Booth - Mar 22, 2011 6:55:20 pm PDT #29708 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I once had avocado "fries".
Slicese of avocado, lightly breaded, fried quickly... litle crispy outside, warm and melty inside. They were wooooonderful.
sarameg - Mar 22, 2011 7:03:49 pm PDT #29709 of 30001
You talking to me, ita? Fully admit never being to Jamaica. My sole experience with sublime avocados was Moz. FOOTBALLS OF NOMNESS. Rest of the time it was domestic US: US southwest and now US NE. Which sucks, frankly. Even for guac.
aurelia - Mar 22, 2011 7:06:23 pm PDT #29710 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm pretty sure I disclaimed 2G1C.
My memory is that you said you weren't clicking on the link. That was enough warning for me. I've manage to avoid seeing it thus far.
Liese S. - Mar 22, 2011 7:08:04 pm PDT #29711 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I ate half the avocado with lime and salt and half with sugar.
And yeah, avocados are one of the things that I turn my nose up at since they didn't grow on my grandmother's tree, but it was still good. Just not life-changingly good.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 7:12:13 pm PDT #29712 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fully admit never being to Jamaica.
What the fuck is your problem, woman? Time it right, and you can have pear from our back yard.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 7:13:03 pm PDT #29713 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My memory is that you said you weren't clicking on the link.
I did end up looking. It's worse than goatse, because it moves. It goes on and on. And there's only the 1C.
Cass - Mar 22, 2011 7:17:11 pm PDT #29714 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You just say that because you've never had the buttery goodness of a fresh-from-the-tree Jamaican pear.
I am so willing to try this too.
Mmmm, I love avocados. I even like only decent ones. But good avocados are bliss.
Cass - Mar 22, 2011 7:18:54 pm PDT #29715 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
and you can have pear from our back yard.
Do your parents take in strays? More important, will they let me nom a pear or lots and stay elsewhere while telling them they raised a lovely person? I WANT PEAR.
I am not even hungry but I am totally craving avocado like mad now.